Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Wanted to see Alaska, but in the midwest you take what you can get.

trust me, she ain't nearly hot enough to need ice

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[BudmanTX]

Wanted to see Alaska, but in the midwest you take what you can get.

i wouldn't touch the top bag...

 

[BudmanTX]

That's a shame. It's 72f here in Chicago...

i'm gonna remind you of that when we are 72 and you are below zero with a wind chill....lol

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

i'm gonna remind you of that when we are 72 and you are below zero with a wind chill....lol

so, this coming winter?

 

[BudmanTX]

so, this coming winter?

yep, think out major part of the winter this year is gonna be late Jan running into early Feb, but it doesn't get that bad....maybe like 2 weeks at the most where i'm at....northern area it lasts a little longer....then what we get...

 

[Chunky Stool]

Totally hammered...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

i wouldn't touch the top bag...

She IS the top bag.

 

[ANC]

 

[Chunky Stool]

The depends guy either has a huge package, or he took a dump then sat down & squished it to the front...

@Indacouch as our local penis expert, what do you think?

 

[ANC]

That guy looks way too happy about shitting himself.

 

[Chunky Stool]

That guy looks way too happy about shitting himself.

Wait 'till he tries to pee and can't find his dick in all that squished shit!

 

[ANC]

I think it works like a swimming pool, no need to find your hands.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Hauling some shit to the shed, who wants to go for a bucking bronco ride?


Nachos later, I'll take a pic unless I immediately bore through them like last time.

 

[ANC]

Those are some fancy looking red buttplugs you have there.

 

[JohnGlennsGarden]

Wait 'till he tries to pee and can't find his dick in all that squished shit!

Lol

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

is that a corriente saddle? i used to be able to tell about 20 makers work at a glance, but it's been 15 years since i worked at the saddlery

 

[BudmanTX]

She IS the top bag.

yeah old ugly bag at that....sheesh...

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

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Hauling some shit to the shed, who wants to go for a bucking bronco ride?

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Nachos later, I'll take a pic unless I immediately bore through them like last time.

Finally getting jalapenos. Got a late start on the garden.

 

[Singlemalt]

A well-bred New England lady disembarks from her plane in a city well known for its fish.
She gets in a cab and asks the driver, “Take me where I can get scrod!”

The cab driver turns around and says, “Lady, I ain’t never heard that in the past pluperfect before.”