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[butterbean]

I know, I'll pretend I'M Jamaican man, yeah!

 

[ttystikk]

I don't smoke weed. No, in fact, it is the weed that smokes me.

 

[butterbean]

Ummmm....k?

 

[butterbean]

I could not think of a worse way to make fun of my username, since I don't know you I don't consider this friendly joking around and if you don't like my username idk what to tell ya cause idgaf really.

 

[Venus55]

LOL

 

[Venus55]

“I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.”

 

[ttystikk]

I could not think of a worse way to make fun of my username, since I don't know you I don't consider this friendly joking around and if you don't like my username idk what to tell ya cause idgaf really.

Relax, bro- the B-52's are a favorite band.

Consider it a classic RIU welcome; giving you shit, but friendly!

 

[ttystikk]

'Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid.' -John Wayne

 

[butterbean]

Sorry, extreme introvert here, wary of new people, especially those who try to make jokes with me.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I don't smoke weed. No, in fact, it is the weed that smokes me.

doesn't that sting?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Sorry, extreme introvert here, wary of new people, especially those who try to make jokes with me.

doesn't that sting?

 

[Venus55]

doesn't that sting?

doesn't that sting?

 

[lokie]

A subset of quotes.

Famous last words.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. -- William James

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit. -- In the August 1993 issue, page 9, of PS magazine, the Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

 

[ttystikk]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

When did saying 'your mom wears combat boots!' become a compliment? -Me

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

right about this time here?

 

[Venus55]

“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.”

 

[Venus55]

“In my view, any government whose state is perpetually at war, and remains so in spite of initiatives to make peace, is incompetent and unfit and should resign.”

~Christina Engela