Nothing dumber than a flat earther

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SPLFreak808

SPLFreak808

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I have a flat earth friend, cool dude willing to learn, just not the brightest tool is all.

I've also met a flat earth stranger, i had to throw his ass out of my store because he was trying to force a flat earth conversation to anybody who would listen, the crazy fuck would dead stop our engineers in the middle of welding pressurized tanks just to say "you know the sun is fake ect ect" imagine the look on their faces LOL..
 
Lordhooha

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Rrog said:
Regarding befriending people like this, I have met a couple in real life. They are about as strange as you’d expect and they cannot wait for it to be brought up in convo.

They want to throw that shit in your face in real life, too. Like a holy roller knocking at your door. Fucking annoying
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There’s an old lady that lives close to me. Sweetest old woman you could meet but bat shit crazy conspiracy theorist lol. She’s always trying to tell me how her power meter gives her high bp or something lol.
 
RetiredGuerilla

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Pay attention (lol) - Flat earthers don't believe Australia exists, it's another part of the conspiracy.

Trying to convince our Aussie friends that they aren't real.

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Dude, dude dude, of course Australia exist. The British started sending their prisoners there in the 1780's. It began as a penal colony. :bigjoint: If they are at a bottom of a Globe do they walk around upside down? LOL !!!!
 
GreatwhiteNorth

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Ok, if you say so - but many of the f/e cult believe otherwise.


"Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth."

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=6257.0
 
doniawon

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
Ok, if you say so - but many of the f/e cult believe otherwise.


"Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Australia. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Australia doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Australia. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary continent, or why it is trying to convince the world that this continent is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Australia doesn't really exist.

Please join us in our quest to convince the world of the truth."

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=6257.0
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Tha fuck r u talking about
 
gwheels

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But are Australians all fooled too? Are they just a bunch of Americans that have been put somewhere and had their accents changed?

And I do not think I could have a reasonable conversation with someone who really believed the earth was flat and that everyone is involved in a massive conspiracy to make it seem round. To what purpose I have no idea.
 
RetiredGuerilla

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Standing water curving into a 360 degree ball is the nail in the coffin. It's impossible and ridiculously foolish. Physics 101 anyone? One truth uncovers a 1,000 lies. Rivers flowing down a gradient for 1,000's of miles without accounting for any curvature? That dog don't hunt. Those retarded looking moon landing videos from 50 years ago is a big shit sandwich for the Globetards. LOL !! Now NASA says they lost the technology to return to the moon. Um because they never went. A basic understanding of the behavior of water doesn't resonate with the Globetard Heliocentric cult. Why? Because the possible existence of a creator (who made the precise timepiece over our heads) scares the shit of the paganistic Heliocentric sun worshipping cult. How does the cosmic mayhem and pandamonium of the big bang equal such precision and accuracy of the celestial bodies for 1,000s & 1,000's of years? Time lapse video proves the stars make perfect concentric circles around Polaris. Big Bang mmmmmmk if you say so you sun worshipping Globetards :dunce::dunce::dunce: and one more thing before I go.... :finger: there take that with ya :bigjoint:
 
doniawon

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Flat Earth society is dis info, controlled opposition. No one believes that craziness:hump: . Thats like lizard people and middle Earth alien jazz.
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