you big bad internet guy.
You go off to hurt for nuts and berries. On your return you find me and my wife in your living room. Your wife busy cleaning up, because the place was a little untidy. You ask " what's going on here".
I reply " me and my wife are "copping" your home. " it is ours now". You look confused and bewildered while still clutching your basket of nut and berries. Your wife then ask if we are hungry. We said yes. She volunteers to make breakfast. My wife goes with her to help.
I pull out my Glock and shoot you twice in the leg. The women rush out the kitchen. I tell them not to worry, I just didn't want to get anal raped
. My wife is a nurse that can remove the bullet and stop the bleeding. Your wife goes back in the kitchen to finish cooking.
After the bullets removal and the dressing of wounds we talk. The home is now mine. The land is now mine. I also take your nuts and berries and thank your wife for a wonderful breakfast. Me and the wife leave to give you time to move out...unless you ask if you can stay