Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Iriemedicine]

Our dog absolutely loves tincture. He begs for some any time I get it out of the fridge and runs in circles for it. He is normally alittle hyperactive and at times alittle nervous, but after it kicks in he just wants to sleep, snuggle and is very loving.

 

[ANC]

You should make some VG tincture for him with the crockpot method.
It is just as tasty to humans.

 

[Iriemedicine]

You should make some VG tincture for him with the crockpot method.
It is just as tasty to humans.

It actually is vegetable glycerin tincture made with trimmings and small buds in my magical butter. We give him a small amount on his regular dog treats. He’s getting older too so it seems to help his joints.

 

[ANC]

mine too...
I only recently started using it, I am smoking so much less weed now...
I just drip some in my vape to maintain my levels after my morning joint.
You need 3 times more of the tincture than say alcohol extracts, but it cost like cents per ml.

 

[Iriemedicine]

Yeah man I just keep it in my fridge and eat a half table spoon a couple times a day. Usually floating like an hour after I take some and have a really strong body high for about 4 hours.

 

[ANC]

Yeah, I was so stoned last night I burned my lip on my vape when I forgot to put the dripper's cap on.

 

[mr sunshine]

I pissed the bed this morning. I had the urge to piss but I was so comfortable that I decided to put it off for a while. I fell asleep and started dreaming about pissing in a sink, I woke up halfway threw the leak and ran to the restroom. told my gf I pissed the bed, she called me pee pee boy then I threw the sheets in the washer and we went back to sleep.

 

[jerryb73]

I pissed the bed this morning. I had the urge to piss but I was so comfortable that I decided to put it off for a while. I fell asleep and started dreaming about pissing in a sink, I woke up halfway threw the leak and ran to the restroom. told my gf I pissed the bed, she called me pee pee boy then I threw the sheets in the washer and we went back to sleep.

Mr pee pee boy..

 

[mr sunshine]

Mr pee pee boy..

I'll take pee pee boy, its way better then my last nickname. She's been calling me weiner rider for the last month..

@winona ryder, fuck you...

 

[jerryb73]

I'll take pee pee boy, its way better then my last nickname. She's been calling me weiner rider for the last month..

@winona ryder, fuck you...

That should be her name.

 

[mr sunshine]

That should be her name.

I told her ass that she's the only one that rides dick around here. She says that she's allegedly not the only one. Claims my dog lola told her.

She's a bully, bro. When I first met her she was sweet and innocent I don't know where she picked up this type of behavior. I'm appalled

 

[BudmanTX]

hmmm i wonder

just kidding......my name changes to asshole in a split second when i come home, still dunno why

 

[jeepster1993]

I was just chased away from my grow...by a spider.
A big spider to be sure. (the spider was 2 inches long...)


Now...I gotta go back down there and deal with things...

I hate that.

 

[jacksmuff]

I was just chased out of my grow...by a spider.
A big spider to be sure. (the spider was 2 inches long...)


Now...I gotta go back down there and deal with things...

I hate that.

Man the fuck up

 

[mr sunshine]

If you pull your dick out it will be 2 inches vs 2 inches.

 

[jeepster1993]

If you pull your dick out it will be 2 inches vs 2 inches.

What?
Did I do something bad to you?

 

[srh88]

What?
Did I do something bad to you?

You should oil wrestle him

 

[mr sunshine]

What?
Did I do something bad to you?

I wasn't talking to you. Are racially profiling me right now?

 

[Singlemalt]

I was just chased away from my grow...by a spider.
A big spider to be sure. (the spider was 2 inches long...)


Now...I gotta go back down there and deal with things...

I hate that.

12 gauge 3inch magnum gooseloads, ya gotta be certain

 

[Blue Wizard]

12 gauge 3inch magnum gooseloads, ya gotta be certain

My size 14 steel toe boots have done the trick every time so far.