Homelessnss: Survival n Help

evergreengardener

evergreengardener

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neosapien said:
Just keep your head up bro. It's always darkest before dawn. In the meantime blowjobs can get you like 10 bucks a pop.
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You can charge at least 15 at a golyhole come on.
Here are the steps
Step 1 get a tent
Step 2 cut 2 holes in door of said tent one dick sized and one slit for money to come in.
Step 3 hang sing letting others know you’re open for business.
Step 4 suck the dix that come through the hole


Pro tip: Learn to swallow or your tent will be a mess!
 
420God

420God

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evergreengardener said:
You can charge at least 15 at a golyhole come on.
Here are the steps
Step 1 get a tent
Step 2 cut 2 holes in door of said tent one dick sized and one slit for money to come in.
Step 3 hang sing letting others know you’re open for business.
Step 4 suck the dix that come through the hole


Pro tip: Learn to swallow or your tent will be a mess!
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Refrigerator box in an alley, who wouldn't want to put their dick in there.
 
TacoMac

TacoMac

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My mother was a raving alcoholic and my step father was an OK guy that just didn't give a shit. I got kicked out of the house when I was 15 for, of all things, not wanting to quit school and go to work at my step fathers car lot working on cars. I started out at age 15 living in a friends 1973 Chevy Monte Carlo, going to high school, working in a small print shop after school into the night and eating bologna sandwiches every day. (Bologna doesn't spoil as easily or as quickly as other meats.)

That was 36 years ago.

I now live in a 300,000 dollar house, have a masters degree in criminal justice, drive a Volvo S60 (the old 2011 one, my wife drives the new 2015 one) and a Yamaha Vmax, have a gorgeous wife and two kids, one of whom is literally a genius.

My daughter is a junior, has a 3.98 gpa (4.45 weighted), takes all AP courses and is getting recruiting letters every day from everybody from Harvard and University of Chicago to Cornell and Georgia Tech.

I have fucking won the game of life even with the start I had. Anything is possible if you work for it. I'm living proof of it.

So get to work.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
evergreengardener said:
You can charge at least 15 at a golyhole come on.
Here are the steps
Step 1 get a tent
Step 2 cut 2 holes in door of said tent one dick sized and one slit for money to come in.
Step 3 hang sing letting others know you’re open for business.
Step 4 suck the dix that come through the hole


Pro tip: Learn to swallow or your tent will be a mess!
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Not since the locals put in the dix equivalent of a Wal-Mart. Hard (!) to compete.

 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I live right near the pacific coast highway and there’s a whole community of people living on the beach in shitty rv’s and cars. Like hundred or so people living rent free on the beach between Malibu and the Pacific Palisades (also a rich community). Parked right on PCH for months at a time.

I mean, not too bad if you’re gonna be homeless. Though the younger crowd tends to squat various areas around Venice beach because the high influx of tourists gives them a steady income from begging with cardboard signs that read things like “need money for weed” or “kick me in the balls for ten bucks”

Living the dream
 
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