proof that god hates republicans.....?

[Roger A. Shrubber]

https://www.wkrn.com/weather/7-tornadoes-confirmed-after-storms-tore-across-middle-tennessee/1578660229

the day after the elections, right across the heart of trump country.....seems sort of prophetic to me

and why is the weather lady wearing an evening dress?....is that normal?

 

[CoolDiskoDan]

but with RBGs ribs, I think Trump must be doing a victory lap

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

but with RBGs ribs, I think Trump must be doing a victory lap

the only lapping trump is doing is water out of the toilet, like most dogs

 

[TacoMac]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[scumrot derelict]

ME: *stubs toe*

WEBMD: oh damn you probably have toe cancer

ME: wait I didn’t search for anything. my computer isn’t even on

WEBMD: here are some good funeral planning services

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

that's funny....the other day, while sitting at my desk, i was talking to someone about touch up painting the roof of my truck cab, went to google to see who had the paint in the area....got "touch up paint...." typed in and it autofilled my truck, the color, and places in my area where it was available.........but they don't listen to my conversations.......¿........so is google staffed by fucking psychics?.....?

 

[scumrot derelict]

that's funny....the other day, while sitting at my desk, i was talking to someone about touch up painting the roof of my truck cab, went to google to see who had the paint in the area....got "touch up paint...." typed in and it autofilled my truck, the color, and places in my area where it was available.........but they don't listen to my conversations.......¿........so is google staffed by fucking psychics?.....?

this says way more about you than the rest of us, dude.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

this says way more about you than the rest of us, dude.

it was google, not the n.s.a.....or am i paranoid? if anyone is watching me, they've got to be one of the most bored individuals on the planet.....and they're welcome to watch me pick my nose and scratch my ass as much as they want to....wow...that would be a terrible job.....i hope they pay them well...if they exist

 

[CoolDiskoDan]

my samsung tv in my bedroom has that same job!

 

[scumrot derelict]

it was google, not the n.s.a.....or am i paranoid? if anyone is watching me, they've got to be one of the most bored individuals on the planet.....and they're welcome to watch me pick my nose and scratch my ass as much as they want to....wow...that would be a terrible job.....i hope they pay them well...if they exist

no dude. it was a subtle burn. you are good people.

learn to let one slide every now and again. i did not mean any harm. friendly fire is just conservative media propaganda.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

but with RBGs ribs, I think Trump must be doing a victory lap

Nah, GWU hospital will rebuild her. They have the technology to build the world's first bionic Supreme Court Justice.

 

[scumrot derelict]

Nah, GWU hospital will rebuild her. They have the technology to build the world's first bionic Supreme Court Justice.

We have the technology.

 

[CoolDiskoDan]

If only the brought back our late Marion Barry

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

hey, being paranoid doesn't mean that someone isn't trying to fuck with you....

but it was weird, like i had already done that search and forgot about it....never had it auto fill that quickly and correctly before....the make, model, and year of the truck, touch up paint, the right area......it does make me wonder, sometimes....i'm tempted to keep my headset unplugged when i'm not using it, and putting the fucking phone in a drawer when i'm not on it....but, no one is paying any attention to me...right?.....right¿

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

If only the brought back our late Marion Barry

he's probably pretty well preserved, a lot of unnatural things in that body....

 

[CoolDiskoDan]

just a coincidence any pop up ad of my samsung is related to any search on my android. nothing to see here. move along.

 

[TacoMac]

that's funny....the other day, while sitting at my desk, i was talking to someone about touch up painting the roof of my truck cab, went to google to see who had the paint in the area....got "touch up paint...." typed in and it autofilled my truck, the color, and places in my area where it was available.........but they don't listen to my conversations.......¿........so is google staffed by fucking psychics?.....?

Anything you ever type into Google is kept. Also, if you use Google Chrome, anything you ever type in it is kept.

Algorithms do the rest.

Google bots also crawl the web and record that data as well, so if you ever told someone your truck was red, they know. If you ordered or even searched for parts for it, they know.

People live under the false illusion that they are anonymous online as long as they don't use their real name.

You're not.

The moment you get online they know the device you're on, where you are, everything.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

just a coincidence any pop up ad of my samsung is related to any search on my android. nothing to see here. move along.

yes, officer Barbrady.

 

[TorrentOfTorment]

that's funny....the other day, while sitting at my desk, i was talking to someone about touch up painting the roof of my truck cab, went to google to see who had the paint in the area....got "touch up paint...." typed in and it autofilled my truck, the color, and places in my area where it was available.........but they don't listen to my conversations.......¿........so is google staffed by fucking psychics?.....?

Ironically Roger, I drive a 94 Aerostar van with the infamous EPA chipping paint of that year. I find it a coincidence that I was planning on chipping away what I can and was planning on sealing up the roof of my van with Thompson's WS today. It must be "National Intuitive Car Roof Repair Day".

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Anything you ever type into Google is kept. Also, if you use Google Chrome, anything you ever type in it is kept.

Algorithms do the rest.

Google bots also crawl the web and record that data as well, so if you ever told someone your truck was red, they know. If you ordered or even searched for parts for it, they know.

People live under the false illusion that they are anonymous online as long as they don't use their real name.

You're not.

The moment you get online they know the device you're on, where you are, everything.

yeah, i know. i use firefox. don't know if it's a lot better, but i just don't like chrome, it's analytical uses aside.
i went through both windows and google and turned off as many data gathering options a i was able. that's probably completely useless, but at least it makes me feel like a did something to protect my privacy. honestly, it was more me not wanting to do their job for them. if you want to know about me, you're going to at least have to come collect the fucking info, i'm not sending it to you, myself.