you can call a whale a cloud....but it ain't gonna float away into the sky.....
women control the world...don't let them fool you. they turn men into fools, and we let them. all they have to do is smile and act cute, and most men turn into idiots...excuse me...BIGGER idiots...
i don't drink, but i like to play darts, so i go to bars now and then. a few months ago i watched a very cute girl float around the bar, talking to 5 different guys...i think eventually she started saying stuff like "i'd go with you but thats my old boyfriend....he's following me..."
two separate fights broke out, between four of the five guys, with the "winners" of both following her out to the parking lot, where she got in her car and drove away, alone. the two winners went back inside and started harassing the 5th guy...who was also left there alone...and men rule the world