Aussie Growers Thread

dopeonarope

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You ever tried to get on a plane carrying 9 lighters when you've got a beard ? The carrying on the security do is unbelievable
I know this pain well. Flew to the US not long after 9/11 with a backpack and a beard. Took fucking hours to clear security at LAX after getting shuffled around to different rooms by the customs guys. Lots of not funny jokes involving latex gloves and big black dudes from security :sad:
 

Venus55

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Yeah cos u can’t whip those heels off spin round and clock the dirty fucker RIGHT IN THE EYE!!

Keanu ain’t too bright.

Upstairs for thinking and downstairs for keepin it sexy1D2FB598-A0E6-40BF-B9D4-E5EAA86C9894.gif
 

Venus55

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077A1DBB-48E5-4F58-AE27-3921EB120A49.jpeg Can tell u right now I wouldn’t like to be on the receiving end. Whether you’re connecting with the cheek, shoulder, hand, BALL BAG, groin, shin u name it it’s GONNA HURT!! Crack him RUN is the plan HEELS IN HAND DERR!!

I competed in the GPS track n field knock out championships as a 16yo ran 12.84 secs 100m sprint. Might not be up to those specs no more but I still gotta a good set of legs and know how the fuck to use em.

Rapey Ruby. New nickname lol
 

OldMateToldMeTo

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View attachment 4250983 Can tell u right now I wouldn’t like to be on the receiving end. Whether you’re connecting with the cheek, shoulder, hand, BALL BAG, groin, shin u name it it’s GONNA HURT!! Crack him RUN is the plan HEELS IN HAND DERR!!

I competed in the GPS track n field knock out championships as a 16yo ran 12.84 secs 100m sprint. Might not be up to those specs no more but I still gotta a good set of legs and know how the fuck to use em.

Rapey Ruby. New nickname lol
Haha crazy white girl..... I like it
 
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