Squirrel!

  • ~strains at leash~

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • You're nuts

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Rat in a fur coat

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Torpedo of cuteness

    Votes: 8 44.4%

  • Total voters
    18

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
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When my son was 5, he was really worried about a young squirrel that lived in their tree. He liked to feed and talk to it, but apparently it was ill and wasn't eating or moving much. When I went to pick up my boy from his mom's place, he was standing in the driveway over the dead squirrel. He was forlorn, but taking it like a little man. Their neighbor, a nice, milfy lady, came out to console him. She said, 'don't worry, honey, the squirrel is in heaven now.' My boy replied, 'I don't think there's a heaven, and I really don't think squirrels go there.' She said, 'Well, where do you think the squirrel is now?' He pointed at the squirrel and replied, 'Right there...'
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
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When my son was 5, he was really worried about a young squirrel that lived in their tree. He liked to feed and talk to it, but apparently it was ill and wasn't eating or moving much. When I went to pick up my boy from his mom's place, he was standing in the driveway over the dead squirrel. He was forlorn, but taking it like a little man. Their neighbor, a nice, milfy lady, came out to console him. She said, 'don't worry, honey, the squirrel is in heaven now.' My boy replied, 'I don't think there's a heaven, and I really don't think squirrels go there.' She said, 'Well, where do you think the squirrel is now?' He pointed at the squirrel and replied, 'Right there...'
 
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