44 penis
PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD
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Bareback
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Wait wait wait a minute, I haven't received any nudes yet...... let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Bareback
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OG 44 penis..
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Bareback
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Indeed it's a sad world I live inNo barefront for Bareback, sad
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
bearfront!
Laughing Grass
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lol I'm not a prude. I think it's charming that you're trying to bring me out of my shell and what girl doesn't love constant flattery. I'm just not into boys at all. You're awesome in every other way and all my best friends are boys, but I'm more of a chick's chick. Being the playful flirty girl with boys on a forum is just awkward and unnatural for me. I know you weren't trying to be anything other than playful, but that's my headspace and why I don't reciprocate with boys online.I remember seeing that pic, your really cute. I'm not trying to be weird or nothing, just messing around with the comments. So please don't be alarmed by my joking, it's pretty standard fuckery.
And it's a perfect opportunity for you to post a funny pic ( like a fat dude/chic or old or whatever you think is funny ) , it's all fun.
PS don't let anyone talk you into nude pics....... unless you pm me said pics for approval.
See how much fun that was.
Sorry didn't mean to take a piss all over this thread. I think I'm going to keep my nudes on Instagram... unless @GreatwhiteNorth has some ladies on staff.
kidding.
seriously kidding.
Not sending nudes.
srh88
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Lol Welcome to rollitup.lol I'm not a prude. I think it's charming that you're trying to bring me out of my shell and what girl doesn't love constant flattery. I'm just not into boys at all. You're awesome in every other way and all my best friends are boys, but I'm more of a chick's chick. Being the playful flirty girl with boys on a forum is just awkward and unnatural for me. I know you weren't trying to be anything other than playful, but that's my headspace and why I don't reciprocate with boys online.
Sorry didn't mean to take a piss all over this thread. I think I'm going to keep my nudes on Instagram... unless @GreatwhiteNorth has some ladies on staff.
kidding.
seriously kidding.
Not sending nudes.
So i guess we shouldnt ask the gary test questions
lokie
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I remember seeing that pic, your really cute. I'm not trying to be weird or nothing, just messing around with the comments. So please don't be alarmed by my joking, it's pretty standard fuckery.
And it's a perfect opportunity for you to post a funny pic ( like a fat dude/chic or old or whatever you think is funny ) , it's all fun.
PS don't let anyone talk you into nude pics....... unless you pm me said pics for approval.
See how much fun that was.
lol I'm not a prude. I think it's charming that you're trying to bring me out of my shell and what girl doesn't love constant flattery. I'm just not into boys at all. You're awesome in every other way and all my best friends are boys, but I'm more of a chick's chick. Being the playful flirty girl with boys on a forum is just awkward and unnatural for me. I know you weren't trying to be anything other than playful, but that's my headspace and why I don't reciprocate with boys online.
Sorry didn't mean to take a piss all over this thread. I think I'm going to keep my nudes on Instagram... unless @GreatwhiteNorth has some ladies on staff.
kidding.
seriously kidding.
Not sending nudes.
lol
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Laughing Grass
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What is the gary test? I've been asked every question out there and a lot of inappropriate personal questions as well. I'm completely open about my lifestyle. No question that's not mocking or demeaning has ever been taboo for me.
@lokie I didn't mean that as an FU, just explaining my position. I really hope it didn't come across that way.
@lokie I didn't mean that as an FU, just explaining my position. I really hope it didn't come across that way.
lokie
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No worries. Boundaries have been set. Now we know.
I'm quite sure no offence has been taken here today.
@Gary Goodson question for initiation rites?
"How many dix can fit in your mouth at once?"
Laughing Grass
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lol the answer to that is exactly zero.
Nine is pretty impressive though.
Nine is pretty impressive though.
lokie
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Yea. Ya got to love a man on a mission!
Lol, Welcome to RIU and our dysfunctional family.lol I'm not a prude. I think it's charming that you're trying to bring me out of my shell and what girl doesn't love constant flattery. I'm just not into boys at all. You're awesome in every other way and all my best friends are boys, but I'm more of a chick's chick. Being the playful flirty girl with boys on a forum is just awkward and unnatural for me. I know you weren't trying to be anything other than playful, but that's my headspace and why I don't reciprocate with boys online.
Sorry didn't mean to take a piss all over this thread. I think I'm going to keep my nudes on Instagram... unless @GreatwhiteNorth has some ladies on staff.
kidding.
seriously kidding.
Not sending nudes.
Oh, and BTW - I am a lady.
Laughing Grass
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ha I was anticipating that response when I posted that. Nice leotard.
The Outdoorsman
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I feel like I've seen a pic of @neosapien 's penis in the last 9 years. Or it was photo edited. Or he talks about his magical penis so often I have a picture of him banging his wife *in a gas mask with nerf guns stuck in my head. (sorry dude just happened)Better not let Neo see you trying to cut in on his territory
Might have been @lahadaextranjera forwarded it to me when I had to see what I was up against.
(flexes muscles)((and penis muscles))(((looks down,*sigh*)))
srh88
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Its a 6 minimum. @mr sunshine fits 12 and its pretty impressive
neosapien
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I'm quite flattered that the mental image you have of me is in a gas mask with nerf guns banging my wife. That is maybe the coolest depiction anyone has described of me ever. If Bob was still around I'd ask him to draw a pic of that for my avatar.
From way back in the dark
yessie
Other than that I think I just painted a vivid picture of words about my magical penis.