Father will not approve

[iamnobody]

Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

We're going to have lunch then smoke a little. Just something chill to get to know each other.

Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe. Last thing I need is to spend our first date in handcuffs. Both our places are off limits because... Well its the first time meeting each other. Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park or the back of parking lot but idk

 

[Laughing Grass]

Edibles?

Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't go to some hidden away spot with a guy I just met.

 

[lokie]

Have a date this weekend. First date I've had since high school (so its been over a decade)

We're going to have lunch then smoke a little. Just something chill to get to know each other.

Something I'm worried about is where to smoke that's safe. Last thing I need is to spend our first date in handcuffs. Both our places are off limits because... Well its the first time meeting each other. Don't know the area very well. I was thinking a park or the back of parking lot but idk

More info please.

Are you in the city? the country? mountains?

How cheap of a date? Park in the last Walmart parking spot and hot box it.

Don't stress out, if the Father does not approve a Pope can offer absolution.

Or find a Rabbi.

 

[neosapien]

Pics? Until I have confirmation I'm assuming this thread is just about where you can smoke stems out of a pop can and jack off.

 

[iamnobody]

Pics? Until I have confirmation I'm assuming this thread is just about where you can smoke stems out of a pop can and jack off.

I do that behind the school like a normal person

 

[blake9999]

Bust this out and casually work into the conversation if she likes to suck DiX
!

 

[WeedFreak78]

I've never had an issue smoking joints in public, just don't be obvious you're passing it. Rolling with a machine, which is all I do, makes it look more like a cigarette. Even better if you can find papers that are brown where there should be a filter, but I haven't seen those in years unless you use the paper tubes.

 

[lokie]

20 somethings usually have a "special place" to smoke stems and wank off.

I do that behind the school like a normal person

Is your date old enough to date?

 

[Gary Goodson]

Lol you’d guys are off the chain.


But to the op, your post was sincere. I’ve been with my wife for 20 years(literally) so now I shit with the door open, fart in front of her, jerk off when she’s asleep... my point is, after all this time and as much as I love her, I miss that “first date” feeling. And the fact that you’re asking us(idiots) tells me it means a lot to you.

Don’t make it weird and fuck what all these shit heads are telling you. Find a chill spot to hang out and kick back. Don’t think too much about it, but keep in mind that you could possibly create a memory. Maybe 20 years from now y’all can talk about the first time y’all hung out and smoked?

 

[cannabineer]

Just for the love of Pete do NOT whip out your stashed stem.

 

[iamnobody]

Just for the love of Pete do NOT whip out your stashed stem.

I've upgraded to bowl scrapings

 

[Gary Goodson]

Just for the love of Pete do NOT whip out your stashed stem.

Who is this Pete character? And why do we love him so much?

 

[cannabineer]

Who is this Pete character? And why do we love him so much?

Because we can fit him and a select number of friends in our mouths at once. We're pros.

 

[Gary Goodson]

Because we can fit him and a select number of friends in our mouths at once. We're pros.

 

[curious2garden]

One question is she worth sharing your precious stem stash with?

Desperate and dry I grabbed my stem stash... We all have one, that bunch of stems we're saving for one reason or another.

I chopped it up real fine and smoked it up. Made for a pretty nice buzz.

No headache and I actually enjoyed the taste. But I'm weird so who knows on that one.

 

[Gary Goodson]

One question is she worth sharing your precious stem stash with?

She better be! If not why ask us where to take her? Just fuck her in the butt behind a dumpster or something.


Wow this went south real quick. Either way, a dumpster fuck is still a memory. Right?!

Gary’s all about creating memories these days.

 

[cannabineer]

One question is she worth sharing your precious stem stash with?

Indeed!
@iamnobody, do you have a special subsidiary sweetie stash of particularly succulent lumber, y'know, "good enough to impress a girl who knows from marijuana"? Or perhaps the resin of romance or the bongwater of passion?

I also do not recall if you shared your Goodson's CHC* with the board. This is vital diagnostic info and will help steer our answers to be of more effective service in your effort to propagate your genotype.

*Goodson's Cock Holster Coefficient, a measure of how many dix you can fit in there at once

 

[Singlemalt]

She better be! If not why ask us where to take her? Just fuck her in the butt behind a dumpster or something.


Wow this went south real quick. Either way, a dumpster fuck is still a memory. Right?!

Gary’s all about creating memories these days.

I dunno, it may just be me, but it's pretty clear most things involving dumpsters are memorable: fucks, explosions, fires

 

[curious2garden]

She better be! If not why ask us where to take her? Just fuck her in the butt behind a dumpster or something.


Wow this went south real quick. Either way, a dumpster fuck is still a memory. Right?!

Gary’s all about creating memories these days.

LOL there's always the @chewberto method, bypass the fuck, save your $20.00 and toss her right in the dumpster

Good to see you this morning Gare Bear

 

[Site]

smoke hash instead...best thing for us in the UK as it doesn't stink like bud does...makes it a bit sneakier!