Im pissed A goat ate some of my plant,need advice

NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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jman said:
this goat was just stupid and ate alot of potent bud,so i think he was dying slowely anyways!!!Atleast that shit head didn't eat the whole 2 plants cause i'd prolly cut him open to retrieve about 1/4 pound!!!!just kidding but he ate prolly until he started to feel funny..lol
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New recipe! Stoned goat stew!:lol:
 
Baz

Baz

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lol me and my brother once went to do a little sea fishing, and on the way back we came up with this crazy idea to buy a couple of geese, we bought two off this stange farmer, in the middle of nowere, think they were about to be slaughtered for xmas, the fuker had chickens with no heads all over his washing line wtf! anyway we got em home and couldn't handle them they destroyed my lawn, infact we ended up buying em a few rolls of turf a week, they ended up in a nature reserve, so it kinda worked out in the end.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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You have to contain freshly slaughtered chickens or they literally run around and make one hell of a mess. It's easier to string them up so the blood drains, and out of the way of making a mess on anything.

Thought you might want to know why he did that. :)
NewGrowth said:
New recipe! Stoned goat stew!:lol:
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That could mean a couple different things, ya know. One of 'em's kinda... gruesome. :|
 
trentcannon

trentcannon

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people kill people... animals kill animals... people kill animals... get over it. oh yeah, animals kill people. people are animals... god, I'm stoned.
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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trentcannon said:
wow.. thats fucked up.. did you watch any of the related videos?? they don't stop at baby goats.
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No, I didn't. But I can believe it. Pretty wild, huh? The eagle just pulls them off the cliff, PRESTO! Practically pre-masticated baby goat, ready for the chompin'. Don't gotta bone it, bones are mush. Don't gotta work so hard to tear off the flesh, it's been ripped loose by the drop. And then the mother goats (the most I can make out from the Spanish in the vid) chase the landed eagle away, AWAY EAGLE! BAA-AAAH! BAA-AAH! Unreal, completely fucking unreal!

Oh yeah, one of the reasons why I didn't watch any related vids was because the very first one listed was "U.S. soldier throws puppy off cliff" (or some such). I don't want to see that. :cry:
 
trentcannon

trentcannon

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yeah.. see, this is where you and I are different. a title like that to me is like a moth to a streetlight.. but FYI it wasn't really the puppy video. It was some dude talking about it. Back on the golden eagles.. they fucking kill wolves,deer,sheep, all sorts of shit eagles aren't suppose to kill... :eek:(people?!?):eek:
 
Seamaiden

Seamaiden

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trentcannon said:
yeah.. see, this is where you and I are different. a title like that to me is like a moth to a streetlight.. but FYI it wasn't really the puppy video. It was some dude talking about it. Back on the golden eagles.. they fucking kill wolves,deer,sheep, all sorts of shit eagles aren't suppose to kill... :eek:(people?!?):eek:
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:lol: Little people, probably. :shock:

Jesus Christ, ain't that almost just like that movie with Raquel Welch, 10,000 B.C.!?
 
asher187

asher187

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Best post here so far! ROFLMAO:shock:

mrbuzzsaw said:
Caribbean Goat Stew

2 pounds goat or lamb, cut into chunks
Salt and pepper to taste
3 tablespoons olive or peanut oil
2 tablespoons butter
2 onions, finely chopped
2 garlic cloves, crushed
1/4 pint to 1 pint of water, or chicken or beef stock
Few sprigs of fresh thyme
2 tablespoons mild curry powder
4 carrots, coarsely chopped
4 potatoes, peeled and quartered
2 large tomatoes, diced
Few sprigs of chopped parsley
Season meat with salt and pepper to taste. Heat oil and butter in a deep, heavy pan. Braise meat until browned.
Add onions and garlic and saute until translucent. Add water or stock, thyme and curry.
Reduce heat to low and simmer for about 11/2 hours in a covered pan. Add carrots, potatoes and tomatoes and simmer another 30 minutes.
Garnish with parsley. Serve over rice or with bread.
Makes 4 servings.
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jman,tokerforlife

jman,tokerforlife

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DAMN THAT WAS CRAZY!!!My newphew was sitting next to me like no the bird got the goat!!!Wow it prolly would go grab a little kid with no problem,shit...I use to like eagles,but now im like almost scared of those bitches,shit eagle duck and cover!!!Really i like the bald eagle i don't think its like those eagles..
 
mjnme

mjnme

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once i was walking my dog in this park and it was like woods and my dogs pretty small he's a mini doberman and out of nowhere a giant bird came and tried to attack us since then i dont walk my dog there lol
 
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