Random Jabber Jibber thread

curious2garden

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Laughing Grass said:
Honestly I'm kinda regretting that post and have deleted it. Suffice it to say this was an extreme escalation after years of name calling and mocking which I've ignored. At some point you have to stand up for yourself and fight back.
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Ahhh that's the mistake! You never ignore the little shit. You whack them back as hard as you can and make them seriously consider taking a second nibble at you. If you don't do that you can end up with a forum full of man hating, borderline emos with phony hooters and poorly photoshopped cellulite, but I digress.

Since I like you I'm going to recommend something that saved my bacon many times over:
https://www.med.upenn.edu/shorterlab/Papers/Member Papers/sharks.pdf

Pay particular attention to Item #4, but they are all golden rules for dealing with people.
 
ANC

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WeedFreak78

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curious2garden said:
Ahhh that's the mistake! You never ignore the little shit. You whack them back as hard as you can and make them seriously consider taking a second nibble at you.
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People are more like hyenas, they fuck with the weakest members of the pack and when they don't bite back, they eat them. You gotta tear an ear off early, and often, so people know not to fuck with you.

Don't try rescuing someone, they'll either live..... Or they won't. LOL.
 
shrxhky420

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Going to make a long story as short as possible.
Last night at my grandma's party, one of my aunt's pulled me aside to talk to me.
Little background. From my dad's side of the family, I have 15-20, 1/2 siblings. I never knew my dad's side of the fam and still don't. I have my mom's maiden name as my last name.
Back to my aunt. Somehow, someone, was talking to somebody that knows my family. My last name, somehow, comes up in conversation and all of a sudden, I have a half sister that lives in the same town as me. My 1/2 sister knows of me and my sister and knows my mom's name but that's all she knows but that was enough to connect dots.

Now I have her phone number. I haven't contacted her yet but I know she's already eager to meet me and my sister. I haven't told my sister yet and haven't mentioned it to my mom.

I'm going to contact my half sister. This should be interesting. I'm tripping balls.

SH420
 
neosapien

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shrxhky420 said:
Going to make a long story as short as possible.
Last night at my grandma's party, one of my aunt's pulled me aside to talk to me.
Little background. From my dad's side of the family, I have 15-20, 1/2 siblings. I never knew my dad's side of the fam and still don't. I have my mom's maiden name as my last name.
Back to my aunt. Somehow, someone, was talking to somebody that knows my family. My last name, somehow, comes up in conversation and all of a sudden, I have a half sister that lives in the same town as me. My 1/2 sister knows of me and my sister and knows my mom's name but that's all she knows but that was enough to connect dots.

Now I have her phone number. I haven't contacted her yet but I know she's already eager to meet me and my sister. I haven't told my sister yet and haven't mentioned it to my mom.

I'm going to contact my half sister. This should be interesting. I'm tripping balls.

SH420
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The almost same situation is going on with my dad. Mindfuck huh?
 
curious2garden

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shrxhky420 said:
Going to make a long story as short as possible.
Last night at my grandma's party, one of my aunt's pulled me aside to talk to me.
Little background. From my dad's side of the family, I have 15-20, 1/2 siblings. I never knew my dad's side of the fam and still don't. I have my mom's maiden name as my last name.
Back to my aunt. Somehow, someone, was talking to somebody that knows my family. My last name, somehow, comes up in conversation and all of a sudden, I have a half sister that lives in the same town as me. My 1/2 sister knows of me and my sister and knows my mom's name but that's all she knows but that was enough to connect dots.

Now I have her phone number. I haven't contacted her yet but I know she's already eager to meet me and my sister. I haven't told my sister yet and haven't mentioned it to my mom.

I'm going to contact my half sister. This should be interesting. I'm tripping balls.

SH420
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I was adopted. A couple years back I needed to find out some genetic information about the other side of my family and started to search. I found two half-siblings LOL! They enriched my life with enhanced perspective as I realized I did not require human leeches in my life and I gladly spent the money on the genetic sequencing.

Anyway I hope you have a far better experience than I, but I counsel being careful in sharing private information and best of luck. Let us know how it turns out please.

Edited: to fix my horrific english and worse than usual grammar
 
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neosapien

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shrxhky420 said:
Yeah bro. I've been trippin. Not even sure how to approach it.

I was thinking of sending a text just saying hello. Let her reply back with, who's this? And then send her a pic of me and my sister (from last night) and see if she figures it out.

Oh, she has a brain tumor... :-?

SH420
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That sounds like a good start as any. You could do the ole Neo approach too...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a long lost sister
And I heard that it's you.

Bummer on the tumor. Fucking cancer.
 
curious2garden

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shrxhky420 said:
Yeah bro. I've been trippin. Not even sure how to approach it.

I was thinking of sending a text just saying hello. Let her reply back with, who's this? And then send her a pic of me and my sister (from last night) and see if she figures it out.

Oh, she has a brain tumor... :-?

SH420
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With a brain tumor depending on the area and type be far more concrete. Just tell her who you are, send the picture and ask her how she is doing? Glioblastomas respond remarkably well to cannabis. It causes primary apoptosis. So providing her with oil could be very helpful.
 
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