Only experienced master growers please.

SMT69

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You can tell the master growers from the rest - they are the ones who run round this site with leds destroying all other lights with their ppfd before jarring wet weed at 62% rh that has better terps cause they know a thing or two about Uv....

Yep thems easy to spot :-)
Lol, I knew he’d show up.....

^ he is “the” main idiot master grower troll

so fkn ironic isn’t it


He defines the Riu master grower idiot title
 
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xtsho

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If anyone's interested I'll be starting a Master Grower training academy. By the time you complete the course you'll be qualified as a Master Grower and be knowledgeable on all aspects of growing.

You'll learn how to:

Flush your plants
Check soil runoff pH
Mix a minimum of sixteen bottles of products that your plants won't grow without
Defoliate all the leaves on the plant
Safely remove and discard a plant you suspect of being a hermie at three weeks veg
Bookmark youtube videos
And many other essential skills that you'll need in order to grow cannabis

The course is $995, lasts six weeks, and is available online. The course must be paid for upfront and we take most forms of payment, cash, credit card, bitcoin, etc... When you've successfully completed the course you will receive a Master Growers Diploma and a bottle of complimentary CalMag.
 

Covetsculitvars

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If anyone's interested I'll be starting a Master Grower training academy. By the time you complete the course you'll be qualified as a Master Grower and be knowledgeable on all aspects of growing.

You'll learn how to:

Flush your plants
Check soil runoff pH
Mix a minimum of sixteen bottles of products that your plants won't grow without
Defoliate all the leaves on the plant
Safely remove and discard a plant you suspect of being a hermie at three weeks veg
Bookmark youtube videos
And many other essential skills that you'll need in order to grow cannabis

The course is $995, lasts six weeks, and is available online. The course must be paid for upfront and we take most forms of payment, cash, credit card, bitcoin, etc... When you've successfully completed the course you will receive a Master Growers Diploma and a bottle of complimentary CalMag.

You will have folks clamoring to join!
 

Dr. Who

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Master grower?
Grand Master grower?

Its all crap to me....Generally in my soils...

How about the guy who read every book.
Reads papers on growing (like he interprets them worth a shit with no real schooling or lab time in the subject)
Has a whole 4 years of growing under his belt (now likely 5)

Has the answer to every question (not for a while though. A nice peaceful while).

Refutes almost all answers by others. (Especially a few with each having well over 40 years each growing)
Has no understanding that actual experience is just as valuable (if not more so) then any fucking book learning!
Can't understand that half the crap in books is opinion and old school myth.....

Lastly; Believes that if it's not written up somewhere. What your doing has no effect as you claim. Even though it's been tried by others and they get the same results you are for what your using to get the desired effect.


It's better to listen to those that have been doing for a long time.....They sure as hell must know something you don't...

Uncle Ben.....I bet less then 10 people here (generous guess) really know just who Ben is to the growing industry.....
The things he's contributed too, and the guru's of grow he's sat down and dinned with..As personal friends. The lack of respect that he got around here (from some) was, well, shameful in a way.

Kinda like some of the answers to this thread are troll style answers.
I know, some are just having fun, and that can be ok...Hell I do it too.

But, most simply don;t answer the question either..

Give the guy a shot. Answer the question asked....

As far as his wanting only the best to answer? Well, we know that won't be the final result..

Nice to get a few of us to suck up the pride and prejudice and actually answer it....Maybe it will help the guy....
 
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xtsho

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Master grower?
Grand Master grower?

Its all crap to me....Generally in my soils...

How about the guy who read every book.
Reads papers on growing (like he interprets them worth a shit with no real schooling or lab time in the subject)
Has a whole 4 years of growing under his belt (now likely 5)

Has the answer to every question (not for a while though. A nice peaceful while).

Refutes almost all answers by others. (Especially a few with each having well over 40 years each growing)
Has no understanding that actual experience is just as valuable (if not more so) then any fucking book learning!
Can't understand that half the crap in books is opinion and old school myth.....

Lastly; Believes that if it's not written up somewhere. What your doing has no effect as you claim. Even though it's been tried by others and they get the same results you are for what your using to get the desired effect.


It's better to listen to those that have been doing for a long time.....They sure as hell must know something you don't...

Uncle Ben.....I bet less then 10 people here (generous guess) really know just who Ben is to the growing industry.....
The things he's contributed too, and the guru's of grow he's sat down and dinned with..As personal friends. The lack of respect that he got around here (from some) was, well, shameful in a way.

Kinda like some of the answers to this thread are troll style answers.
I know, some are just having fun, and that can be ok...Hell I do it too.

But, most simply don;t answer the question either..

Give the guy a shot. Answer the question asked....

As far as his wanting only the best to answer? Well, we know that won't be the final result..

Nice to get a few of us to suck up the pride and prejudice and actually answer it....Maybe it will help the guy....

I learned much from Uncle Ben when he was posting. I wasn't signed up back then but I was reading and I read all of his posts. The environment today with all the newer growers that have never grown anything but cannabis and have never known anything but the money grabbing cannabis growing marketing hype don't want to hear anything but what bottle to buy next. People offering proper advice were pushed out. The environment turned hostile and and has moved towards bragging about lights after the bragging about nutrient line fad died down. Seed strains are still a big deal. Everyone that can cross a strain with a name that consists of ten syllables with another is selling seeds. People are even calling seeds "Gear".

Whatever, it is what it is.
 

Dr. Who

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I grow in aurora phlora living soil,
Throughout veg I feed the soil with buffaloam 1-1-1 tea,
When in flower in week 4 I hit it with two tablespoons of langbeinite 0-0-22,
I do not ph my water because it’s not necessary in a good soil,
I do bubble my water only to keep it from getting stale.
And every week throughout my grow I use sfl-100 to clean the roots.

The best advice I ever received is do not use cheap lights most problems new growers face is cheap lighting!
Gosh, I didn't see this post, till today..

K that high? RIGHT AT THE PEAK OF THC production?

BAD Juju! Real high K levels like that......Limit THC production!

WTF is this "clean the roots" thing? Your not in a soil less media! That stuff is a rinse for Coco and straight peat growers...Not only that, you don't use a "salt" feed!
 

Kingrow1

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Uncleben britishempire rubberduck oldtimer yer if they were around id be a lot quieter - im guessing age and money was more pressing that being online and darn they probably make a whole load of it with them smarts :-)

Even most oldskoolers here have bit the dust, young kids game i guess :-)




Master grower?
Grand Master grower?

Its all crap to me....Generally in my soils...

How about the guy who read every book.
Reads papers on growing (like he interprets them worth a shit with no real schooling or lab time in the subject)
Has a whole 4 years of growing under his belt (now likely 5)

Has the answer to every question (not for a while though. A nice peaceful while).

Refutes almost all answers by others. (Especially a few with each having well over 40 years each growing)
Has no understanding that actual experience is just as valuable (if not more so) then any fucking book learning!
Can't understand that half the crap in books is opinion and old school myth.....

Lastly; Believes that if it's not written up somewhere. What your doing has no effect as you claim. Even though it's been tried by others and they get the same results you are for what your using to get the desired effect.


It's better to listen to those that have been doing for a long time.....They sure as hell must know something you don't...

Uncle Ben.....I bet less then 10 people here (generous guess) really know just who Ben is to the growing industry.....
The things he's contributed too, and the guru's of grow he's sat down and dinned with..As personal friends. The lack of respect that he got around here (from some) was, well, shameful in a way.

Kinda like some of the answers to this thread are troll style answers.
I know, some are just having fun, and that can be ok...Hell I do it too.

But, most simply don;t answer the question either..

Give the guy a shot. Answer the question asked....

As far as his wanting only the best to answer? Well, we know that won't be the final result..

Nice to get a few of us to suck up the pride and prejudice and actually answer it....Maybe it will help the guy....
 

Rayi

Well-Known Member
In high school I was on the debate team. Started as another novice and by my second year I was a master debater
 

Beachwalker

Well-Known Member
If anyone's interested I'll be starting a Master Grower training academy. By the time you complete the course you'll be qualified as a Master Grower and be knowledgeable on all aspects of growing.

You'll learn how to:

Flush your plants
Check soil runoff pH
Mix a minimum of sixteen bottles of products that your plants won't grow without
Defoliate all the leaves on the plant
Safely remove and discard a plant you suspect of being a hermie at three weeks veg
Bookmark youtube videos
And many other essential skills that you'll need in order to grow cannabis

The course is $995, lasts six weeks, and is available online. The course must be paid for upfront and we take most forms of payment, cash, credit card, bitcoin, etc... When you've successfully completed the course you will receive a Master Growers Diploma and a bottle of complimentary CalMag.
I'm currently enrolled in the course; this is my project for my defoliation certification

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Rayi

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Ok so in four years you can attend Michigan State University and have a degree in marijuana. I bet you could read this and start to grow and you would have less school loan better weed and be smoking it sooner than 4 years
 

Lucky Luke

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Ok so in four years you can attend Michigan State University and have a degree in marijuana. I bet you could read this and start to grow and you would have less school loan better weed and be smoking it sooner than 4 years
Do a Horticulture, Agronomy or Agricultural science degree.
 

hillbill

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Ok so in four years you can attend Michigan State University and have a degree in marijuana. I bet you could read this and start to grow and you would have less school loan better weed and be smoking it sooner than 4 years
Might just be surprised at the level of learning of some of those here (unlike I). Not all or even many flaunt it it but there is a lot of hard knowledge behind methods and equipment used here.

Seems a degree program would include a lot of Botany, Biology, chemistry etc. but also business courses as well as a normal curriculum.
 
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