Random Jabber Jibber thread

[ANC]

 

[lokie]

Pole dancing? You're doing it wrong. She is a 3 input girl.

 

[srh88]

@srh88

They apparently put out a new album.

Not as good as first one but still pretty good

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Well, I guess I'm doing the dishes.


And cleaning the coffee maker.


I shall return.

 

[curious2garden]

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Well, I guess I'm doing the dishes.

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And cleaning the coffee maker.

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I shall return.

You have a coffee pot that texts you descale alerts but no dishwasher? I'm confused.

PS my shaker bar still does not work

 

[Chunky Stool]

PS my shaker bar still does not work

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Ok riu. I love this spot because even though I feel like i know you guys somehow, I can spill my guts like I'm talking to strangers. No judgement, no taking sides. I've been talking to a friend of a friend via Facebook. We talk daily for the last few months. Long story short is theres feelings and talks of one of us moving to a different state. Anyone ever have something like this work out or am I right to be defensive?

 

[ANC]

Life is too short to mess around like that. Do you want them to stay? Why? Would you follow them if you could? What stops you?

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Ok riu. I love this spot because even though I feel like i know you guys somehow, I can spill my guts like I'm talking to strangers. No judgement, no taking sides. I've been talking to a friend of a friend via Facebook. We talk daily for the last few months. Long story short is theres feelings and talks of one of us moving to a different state. Anyone ever have something like this work out or am I right to be defensive?

no...tried it once...was a fucking disaster....people online are NOT the people they are in real life...i don't hide things from you people, or try to be a different person, but i'm not planning on ever meeting any of you, i'm not trying to convince any of you to sleep with me, and i don't want any of you to fall in love with me....when those things enter the equation...things get weird

 

[srh88]

Ok riu. I love this spot because even though I feel like i know you guys somehow, I can spill my guts like I'm talking to strangers. No judgement, no taking sides. I've been talking to a friend of a friend via Facebook. We talk daily for the last few months. Long story short is theres feelings and talks of one of us moving to a different state. Anyone ever have something like this work out or am I right to be defensive?

Dont move in with gary. Youll just end up as a single teen mom

 

[Chunky Stool]

Dont move in with gary. Youll just end up as a single teen mom

And catch a nasty case of the clap.

 

[Chunky Stool]

 

[srh88]

no...tried it once...was a fucking disaster....people online are NOT the people they are in real life...i don't hide things from you people, or try to be a different person, but i'm not planning on ever meeting any of you, i'm not trying to convince any of you to sleep with me, and i don't want any of you to fall in love with me....when those things enter the equation...things get weird

I thought we were gonna bang

 

[Blue Wizard]

i'm not trying to convince any of you to sleep with me, and i don't want any of you to fall in love with me..

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I thought we were gonna bang

you didn't bring me flowers...

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

you could have picked someone who doesn't look like the sole of a flip flop....

 

[Chunky Stool]

you could have picked someone who doesn't look like the sole of a flip flop....

Cher's face looks like a dropped pie.

 

[Blue Wizard]

you could have picked someone who doesn't look like the sole of a flip flop....

It was either Cher or Dustin Hoffman.

 

[SSGrower]

And catch a nasty case of the clap.

Then he'll report back here with your CHC.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Cher's face looks like a dropped pie.

you're being discourteous to pies...
she has had a crazy nice body for longer than most women have been alive...but man, that face has always made me just watch her body....