Florida Man!

[ANC]

So after learning about Florida Man, I have been googling it daily. It absolutely needs its own thread.
So I'll start off with a story from yesterday

Florida man calls 911 with elaborate story of robbery to get out of work
https://www.wtxl.com/news/region-polk/florida-man-calls-911-with-elaborate-story-of-robbery-to-get-out-of-work

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Post your daily Florida man shit here.

 

[jerryb73]

So after learning about Florida Man, I have been googling it daily. It absolutely needs its own thread.
So I'll start off with a story from yesterday

Florida man calls 911 with elaborate story of robbery to get out of work
https://www.wtxl.com/news/region-polk/florida-man-calls-911-with-elaborate-story-of-robbery-to-get-out-of-work

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Post your daily Florida man shit here.

Easy man, I call this place home. Lol

 

[WeedFreak78]

Is all right here
https://floridaman.com

 

[lokie]

Extreme Boofing.

DRUGS, WTF
FLORIDA MAN SAYS MULTIPLE SYRINGES FOUND IN RECTUM AREN’T HIS
https://floridaman.com/florida-man-says-multiple-syringes-found-in-rectum-arent-his/

 

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[lokie]

Easy man, I call this place home. Lol

 

[Bareback]

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I don't live there but I love to visit.
Make some headlines and split.

 

[ANC]

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[ANC]

Doctor: Florida man believed he was 'half-man, half-dog' - The ...
Dr. Phillip Resnick made the conclusion in a 38-page mental-health report released this week of March 29, 2019, by the Martin County State

 

[ANC]

A Florida man's job application led to his arrest in a 1998 cold case. Ryan W. Miller, USA TODAY Published 8:16 p.m. ET March 28, 2019 | Updated 8:59 p.m. ET ...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/28/florida-man-applied-job-arrested-when-dna-matched-cold-case/3304568002/

 

[ANC]

March 31, 2019. ... Florida man fleeing crash found walking naked down highway ...
https://www.miamiherald.com

 

[ANC]

Florida Man Calls Police Because He Paid For Some Lovin’ And Didn’t Get It
https://995qyk.com/2019/03/26/florida-man-calls-police-because-he-paid-for-some-lovin-and-didnt-get-it/

 

[jerryb73]

Florida Man Calls Police Because He Paid For Some Lovin’ And Didn’t Get It
https://995qyk.com/2019/03/26/florida-man-calls-police-because-he-paid-for-some-lovin-and-didnt-get-it/

If you ever visit the states hit me up and I’ll give you a tour.. who knows, might turn into a a Florida man story.lol

 

[Warpedpassage]

Lol, nice one ANC!! Suprprised we dont already have a florida man thread. Ive been coming across the florida man phenomenon for a number of years after it was brought to my attention from a friend who lived out there for a while. Now i notice it in the headlines atleast a few times a year,lol.

 

[cannabineer]

https://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/20190222/did-rare-stolen-coins-end-up-in-supermarket-change-machine-victim-wonders

Only in Florida!

 

[ANC]

Wednesday 3 April 2019 ... Florida Man: Pipe Bombs Not Meant to Hurt Anyone
https://www.voanews.com/z/599

 

[ANC]

A cassowary, a rare emu-like bird, attacks and kills Florida man
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/04/14/us/cassowary-bird-kills-florida-man/index.html

 

[abalonehx]

Alabama man, baby accidentally shot when loaded gun fired from inside diaper bag in Chuck E. Cheese parking lot
https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-alabama-gun-diaper-bag-20190415-v7hsmmntzngbfklydxt74ur54i-story.html?outputType=amp

 

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