Random Jabber Jibber thread

lahadaextranjera

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Pretty good. It seems that summer is deciding to return and it will be a hot one. How about you; you keep doing these drive bys but no real info on what you are up to. I believe you moved and started a business venture? Details doll, quite a few of us are very fond of you and miss your presence. How are your critters?
hey you!
Well some huge gossip ignited last night.
A girl who started a charity group for endo sufferers has been found out to be a soft porn star! She’s taking money from the charity to pay for her lifestyle. So that’s where I went off to! It’s gonna blow up on Facebook today.
A lot of things have happened, I was actually sick and got better on RSO. Long story but Drs can’t find anything! Stupid fuckers can’t explain how I fixed 25 years of passing out pain.
There’s so much. I gotta DM you. What’s been happening?
 

Dr.Amber Trichome

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I got my offer. It is what it is but, it has upto a 10% bonus plan, based of yearly numbers... I can make shit happen and get that 10% easily!
It needs to be signed by the ceo, so Monday I get the official offer.

I will give 2 weeks notice but I'm leaving to Vegas on Friday and not going back to work til Thursday. I have 3 sick days I need to use.
Maybe I retract my vacation request and use sick days instead. 3 sick days and 1 vacation day in 2 weeks... they ain't getting much more out of me.

On a side note, I'm going to the shark's game to celebrate
GO SHARKS!!! IT'S PLAYOFFS BABY!!

SH420
Congratulations! Yes try to use all your free money days. Every state has different laws on what PTO they have to cash out for you and give you back on your last paycheck when you leave.
If your getting a sign on bonus and you don’t need the money right away see if you can roll it into an IRA because they will tax 25% of it and suddenly the 5,000 dollar sign on bonus dwindles down to $3,700! Then you might even be able to use that IRA deposit as a tax deduction off your taxable income, but not sure. Have fun at the hockey game!
 

WeedFreak78

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Here's a trick I learned to avoid 401k cash out penalties. Consult a tax pro for real guidance. It was my 401k rep that told me how to do it when I called them about the cash out options. If you have the option to invest in company stocks through your 401k plan, do that before you leave. When you leave you can do what I think was called an "in kind transfer" (?) of your 401k stocks to real stocks in your name without the penalties. You'll need to open a personal investment account, do it with whoever runs your 401k just to make things easier. Then cash out the stocks. I think it was something like 12% more I ended up with when I did it, it was a considerable amount.
 

lahadaextranjera

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Hey Bro! How’s it going ? Hope you and the family are ok? Gotta see your plants and what you’ve been up to!
I’m running out of Obie-Cue’s sweet rub. Guess I gotta go get some more. I’m at half a bottle and I can’t have that!
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Here’s a pic for those that don’t know. Best rub ever.

How ya been? Hope all is well on your side of the world.
Bro
 

BarnBuster

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Here's a trick I learned to avoid 401k cash out penalties. Consult a tax pro for real guidance. It was my 401k rep that told me how to do it when I called them about the cash out options. If you have the option to invest in company stocks through your 401k plan, do that before you leave. When you leave you can do what I think was called an "in kind transfer" (?) of your 401k stocks to real stocks in your name without the penalties. You'll need to open a personal investment account, do it with whoever runs your 401k just to make things easier. Then cash out the stocks. I think it was something like 12% more I ended up with when I did it, it was a considerable amount.
Good advice, WF, many folks don't realize the implications of terminating or withdrawing from their 401K improperly. I would also suggest anyone in this position talk with a financial advisor NOT connected to the 401K plan or your employer. You need to be sure that whomever you talk to has a fiduciary responsibility to you and not to the plan or the employer. This is an important legal and investment definition.

Registered investment advisors (RIAs) and their representatives are bound to a fiduciary standard as part of the Investment Advisors Act of 1940. And, certain designations, such as Certified Financial Planner (CFP), require their users to be fiduciaries. On the other hand, brokers and certain other professionals who often use the title "advisor" are not fiduciaries and are merely bound to the much-looser suitability standard. This simply means that the products they recommend need to be appropriate for the client -- not necessarily the lowest-cost and best-fitting options.
 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member
hey you!
Well some huge gossip ignited last night.
A girl who started a charity group for endo sufferers has been found out to be a soft porn star! She’s taking money from the charity to pay for her lifestyle. So that’s where I went off to! It’s gonna blow up on Facebook today.
A lot of things have happened, I was actually sick and got better on RSO. Long story but Drs can’t find anything! Stupid fuckers can’t explain how I fixed 25 years of passing out pain.
There’s so much. I gotta DM you. What’s been happening?

Here in the States charities refer to that as, 'Administrative Expenses...'
 

shrxhky420

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I did it, turned in my 2 week notice!
Bittersweet it is.
My direct boss was really excited for me, gave me a big hug. I'm really going to miss having him as a boss. My dotted line boss... not so happy. He told me I was breaking his heart. I've done a really good job for them. They'll obviously survive, but they're gonna feel it for sure. I'm certain they'll be hiring 2 buyers to replace me.
I'm going to miss my team but not the chaos. Controlled chaos I can handle. The shit I've had to deal with over the last 3 yrs... fuck that, I'm done!
I have a feeling I'm going to be bored at my new job. I can hardly wait!

SH420
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
I did it, turned in my 2 week notice!
Bittersweet it is.
My direct boss was really excited for me, gave me a big hug. I'm really going to miss having him as a boss. My dotted line boss... not so happy. He told me I was breaking his heart. I've done a really good job for them. They'll obviously survive, but they're gonna feel it for sure. I'm certain they'll be hiring 2 buyers to replace me.
I'm going to miss my team but not the chaos. Controlled chaos I can handle. The shit I've had to deal with over the last 3 yrs... fuck that, I'm done!
I have a feeling I'm going to be bored at my new job. I can hardly wait!

SH420
As long as it is bored with more money, WIN
 
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