What did you accomplish today?

[cannabineer]

Yes but your parents are still missing that toilet, now aren't they?

That wet clink sound lives in my memory ...

 

[curious2garden]

Early on I discovered that if you broke the head off of a "strike anywhere" match that they generally fit into my crossman bb gun.
*Poof* instant fire where ever I wanted it.

Never burned down a neighbors house but not for lack of stupidity.

@cannabineer didn't your dad have some experience with this?

 

[cannabineer]

@cannabineer didn't your dad have some experience with this?

Remember that pic of St. Stephen's Cathedral? It seems he drew the attention of the firewatch stationed in the spire there. From like a mile and a half away.
I recall (as dad told it) the smoke coming from an attempt to react calcium metal with elemental phosphorus. That's my kind of chemistry. Thump smoke stink. Yeehaw.

 

[raratt]

missing that toilet

If done correctly there would be no evidence that toilet ever existed.

 

[cannabineer]

If done correctly there would be no evidence that toilet ever existed.

The toilet-shaped hole in the fabric of reality would have pointed a very Poe-ish finger at me. The Telltale Fart Catcher.

 

[raratt]

The toilet-shaped hole in the fabric of reality would have pointed a very Poe-ish finger at me. The Telltale Fart Catcher.

 

[raratt]

"strike anywhere" match

My brother made a match head launcher with a clothespin somehow, I thought it was cool. He is 10 years older. He also showed me how a match burns twice, asshole...

 

[raratt]

crossman bb gun

I'm going to have to try that with my .177 now.

 

[Lethidox]

made it home with a flat tire and low on gas lol. almost got some serious road rage bunch of idiots on the freeway. seen 3 people trying to merge by forcing their way in without using their blinkers. one of um couldn't make up his mind after trying to merge last minute in my lane and almost caused me to hit him/crash. almost hit this girl in the front of me swerving on the road cause she was fixing her hair and then began to speed up and stomped on the breaks so i almost hit her.

 

[cannabineer]

I'm going to have to try that with my .177 now.

Sodium chlorate and Vaseline plus a smidge of sulfur makes a paste that I've loaded into the skirts of .177 pellets. Fired skirt-first at a rock or piece of steel these tended to go bang on impact. Never had one screw my barrel ... wonder how lucky I was there.

 

[ANC]

that only starts at 40

 

[raratt]

Sodium chlorate and Vaseline plus a smidge of sulfur makes a paste that I've loaded into the skirts of .177 pellets. Fired skirt-first at a rock or piece of steel these tended to go bang on impact. Never had one screw my barrel ... wonder how lucky I was there.

It could have been worse, a .22 pellet gun.

 

[curious2garden]

Sodium chlorate and Vaseline plus a smidge of sulfur makes a paste that I've loaded into the skirts of .177 pellets. Fired skirt-first at a rock or piece of steel these tended to go bang on impact. Never had one screw my barrel ... wonder how lucky I was there.

F'n still can't believe that got you a Ph.D.

 

[cannabineer]

F'n still can't believe that got you a Ph.D.

with a ... pellet

 

[raratt]

F'n still can't believe that got you a Ph.D.

Dr. Canna, sounds like a soft drink.

 

[curious2garden]

Dr. Canna, sounds like a soft drink.

But do you mix it with vodka or gin?

 

[cannabineer]

But do you mix it with vodka or gin?

Yes

 

[raratt]

But do you mix it with vodka or gin?

I see it as a Bourbon mixer...

 

[cannabineer]

Dr. Canna, sounds like a soft drink.

Now (ironically) in bottles

 

[curious2garden]

Now (ironically) in bottles

With CFCs