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Hydrotech364
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BudmanTX
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Chunky Stool
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Remember when he wouldn't let people take refuge in his giant auditorium while flood waters were rising?
He is a world class cunt.
BudmanTX
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he is, think someone went to his church during harvey, they actually video taped it being dry with no flood waters around it......he had clothing, food and everything in that church too......Remember when he wouldn't let people take refuge in his giant auditorium while flood waters were rising?
He is a world class cunt.
that one guy i would love have the IRS go after big time.......
jeepster1993
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I can not add anything to this...
scumrot derelict
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Being an old-timey doctor would rule...
just drunk as hell like "yeah u got ghosts in your blood, you should do cocaine about it"
ANC
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https://www.iol.co.za/entertainment/celebrity-news/local/watch-south-african-born-actress-speaks-afrikaans-in-popular-netflix-show-lucifer-22975779
Hot on the heels as South Africa being ranked the second sexiest accent in the world, Mzansi-born actress Lesley-Ann Brandt, who plays Maze, a demon in the popular Netflix series, "Lucifer," had fans stanning when she dropped a line in Afrikaans.
In the scene, Dr Linda tells Maze that perhaps it would help if she spoke her language to work through some emotional issues. Maze replies:
“Kan jy vir my verstaan wat ek praat? Want ek wil saam met jou praat en jy kan nie", which loosely translate to: can you understand what I am saying because I want to talk to you and you can’t?”
Netflix South Africa later took to Facebook to pose the question, is Afrikaans the official language of hell then?
Hot on the heels as South Africa being ranked the second sexiest accent in the world, Mzansi-born actress Lesley-Ann Brandt, who plays Maze, a demon in the popular Netflix series, "Lucifer," had fans stanning when she dropped a line in Afrikaans.
In the scene, Dr Linda tells Maze that perhaps it would help if she spoke her language to work through some emotional issues. Maze replies:
“Kan jy vir my verstaan wat ek praat? Want ek wil saam met jou praat en jy kan nie", which loosely translate to: can you understand what I am saying because I want to talk to you and you can’t?”
Netflix South Africa later took to Facebook to pose the question, is Afrikaans the official language of hell then?
lokie
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Indagrow
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Nothing broken, got a half a bj and now the side of my crank kinda hurts but all in all twas a good show
ANC
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I hope it was the second half...
BudmanTX
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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Chunky Stool
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Skeet Kuhn Dough
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bump lol
bump lol
lokie
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Mint is cool.
I have 2 large pots of chocolate mint growing on the patio. At the new place I may plant some and let it grow wild in a corner of the yard.
Looks like a thing goin on.
With near predictability I sneeze following the intake of mint whether it's gum, a breath mint, Listerine breath strips, or something else. I've now come to refer to these items as Sneezey Treats. Following the two sneezes, there are no other symptoms. I don't break out in hives, no watery eyes, nothing.
https://www.empowher.com/community/ask/does-anyone-else-sneeze-after-eating-mints
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