Laughing Grass
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should have called it Charlie Sheen.
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Dr.Amber Trichome
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Penis Love Yeah!!!
FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.
“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.
A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.
An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000.
Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand trial.
If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.
FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.
“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.
A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.
An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000.
Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand trial.
If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.
Bareback
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Disturbing.....Penis Love Yeah!!!
FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.
“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.
A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.
An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000.
Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand trial.
If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.
BarnBuster
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Fake news site, I was fooled by the site...once, and c2g caught me out, lol. Scroll down to the very bottom of the page for the disclaimer.
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fbi-seizes-3000-penises-raid-morgue-employees-home/
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srh88
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So this is fake?
https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/france-91-year-old-catholic-nun-auctions-her-virginity-to-rebuild-notre-dame-cathedral/
Guess i can put my wallet away then
Laughing Grass
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Snopes be damned they’re publishing serious science articles that confirmed my suspicions.
RED-HAIRED PEOPLE AND ORANGUTANS ORIGINATE FROM COMMON ANCESTOR, SAYS NEW STUDY
They do seem to have a morgue love and inserting children and heads into vaginas fetish
RED-HAIRED PEOPLE AND ORANGUTANS ORIGINATE FROM COMMON ANCESTOR, SAYS NEW STUDY
They do seem to have a morgue love and inserting children and heads into vaginas fetish
Hey you! I haven't seen you in awhile. @cannabineer just bought another 20 or so of the CCells from https://hamiltondevices.com/ he also brought me some of these to fill them with. I know how much you enjoy hearing about my concentrate excursions so I just wanted to yodel hello.
I also keep them in my Kinetic beer glass. Lucky for us we have several terrific breweries around me.
Chunky Stool
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Education makes all the difference. Have a MD, a specialty in pathology and a fellowship in forensics. Then you write a paper, are lauded, highly paid and respected for your vast penes collection.Penis Love Yeah!!!
FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME
FBI agents made an astonishing discovery this morning while executing a search warrant at the residence of a Houston mortician: 3,178 embalmed human penises.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation suspected 54-year old Dave Murray, an employee of the Harris County Morgue, of being implicated in an organ trafficking network.
Investigating several reports of missing organs and body parts, dozens of agents raided his residence this morning, hoping to find evidence of his involvement in the crimes.
What they found on the site was a lot more disturbing than what they expected, as the FBI spokesman Andy Ramirez described the scene in an interview with WNTV-4.
“There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin.”
According to Agent Ramirez, the accused rapidly confessed everything as soon as he was arrested.
“He explained in great detail how he had been cutting off dead men’s genital organs and collecting them for more than ten years.”
It took the FBI more than seven hours to gather all the organs and other pieces of evidence that were found on the site.
A dozen federal agents of the FBI’s Evidence Response Team were still identifying, collecting, and packing jars more than six hours after their arrival on the site.
A total of 53 criminal charges have already been filed against Mr. Murray and hundreds more could be filed over the next few days.
An anonymous FBI source told WNTV-4 that the number of charges could reach over 3,000.
Dave Murray will remain in custody for the moment as a psychiatric evaluation has been ordered to determine if he’s fit to stand trial.
If he is considered fit, he should appear in court in October for the beginning of the procedures.
Yeah but it's great fun to discuss
I do love shit slinging so it seems plausible to me.
tangerinegreen555
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Somehow, it's still a little disturbing.
Fake news is going downhill.
Chunky Stool
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ANC
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I had a similar thing when I was younger, I got to gas up my car in exchange for rating service at fuel stations.
For those unfamiliar... we are not allowed to fuel up cars ourselves here.
Skeet Kuhn Dough
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Skeet Kuhn Dough
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Laughing Grass
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Starting really young my dad would jokingly tell us that red heads stole the fires of hell and turned into vampires when they died. Then he'd drool over Emma Stone and talk about how cute her freckles were. I had a confusing upbringing.
Bareback
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It's understandable.... freckles on a chest are mizmerizing. Mmmmmmm........
Laughing Grass
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her freckles are pretty cute. I couldn't find any photos of her with freckles on her chest. I wonder if she covers them up.
