DocofRock
Well-Known Member
@CoB_nUt Good on you man. You’re killing it. I decided to go Super Saijan 5 with my training, let me teach you my ways.
Step 1: Place heavy object on heat sink.
Step 2: Adjust lights unevenly late at night because you’re thinking about PPFD.
Step 3: Drop said heavy object directly on one of your huge branches coming off your main stem so fawking hard that it literally tears the whole bitch off.
Step 4: Frantically bandage it using soft-ties and run to the kitchen to concoct a mad genius potion to save it.
Step 5: Pour ungodly mix of RO water, honey, molasses, and bennies onto the wound.
Step 6: Drink several beers and pretend it’s all a nightmare.
Step 7: Cry yourself to sleep
Step 8: Cut the wilted leaves off, stem seems to be recovering though...
Step 9: Profit?!??!?
Goddamn. What a fiasco though. Dropped a massive jar on to one of her 4 main branches.... and.... yep. Ripped it clean off the stalk.
This is 6 hours after my reattachment.
This is about 15 hours later. Chopped the totally wilted part so plant didn’t put energy into a losing battle, freed up the load on the branch. Firming up near the base again like water is flowing.
Plant overall doesn’t seem to be phased. That’s wonderful, especially this happening the DAY OF her transplant. What a f*** up.
Step 1: Place heavy object on heat sink.
Step 2: Adjust lights unevenly late at night because you’re thinking about PPFD.
Step 3: Drop said heavy object directly on one of your huge branches coming off your main stem so fawking hard that it literally tears the whole bitch off.
Step 4: Frantically bandage it using soft-ties and run to the kitchen to concoct a mad genius potion to save it.
Step 5: Pour ungodly mix of RO water, honey, molasses, and bennies onto the wound.
Step 6: Drink several beers and pretend it’s all a nightmare.
Step 7: Cry yourself to sleep
Step 8: Cut the wilted leaves off, stem seems to be recovering though...
Step 9: Profit?!??!?
Goddamn. What a fiasco though. Dropped a massive jar on to one of her 4 main branches.... and.... yep. Ripped it clean off the stalk.
This is 6 hours after my reattachment.
This is about 15 hours later. Chopped the totally wilted part so plant didn’t put energy into a losing battle, freed up the load on the branch. Firming up near the base again like water is flowing.
Plant overall doesn’t seem to be phased. That’s wonderful, especially this happening the DAY OF her transplant. What a f*** up.