What did you accomplish today?

[lokie]

And how many guido rednecks do you know?

Not many.

If they don't have the official seal

they are just posers.

Although, 4 first names is worth honorable mention.

 

[ct26turbo]

Sex.

Quit lyin to ur self

 

[whitebb2727]

Sex.

I tend to agree. I always wore a rubber and careful who I slept with.

Though I do have fond memories of a whiskey and cocaine fueled orgy that I was involved in at a motel. That night I didnt use a rubber.

 

[cannabineer]

Sorry mate no red velvet recipe

no cakes!

 

[curious2garden]

If you got a recipe for red velvet cake in that book of yours, I'd be keen to try it.

The nice thing about allrecipes.com is the reviews are usually a wealth of information on what recipe to choose.
hth
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/15595/desserts/cakes/red-velvet-cake/

 

[ct26turbo]

Just cleaned my hoes

 

[whitebb2727]

Is fun but a bit like wearing a rain coat in the shower (rather that then an std though)

I meant to reply to this. I'm stoned.

Now the orgy remark will make sense.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I had a 1971 VW Squareback I loved, nice car.

I had a 73 super beetle in the mid 80's - did an ass load of work to that critter. Full engine overhaul, interior, windshield etc.
Then I center punched a vintage LTD with that poor thing.

It died.

 

[Grandpapy]

The nice thing about allrecipes.com is the reviews are usually a wealth of information on what recipe to choose.
hth
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/15595/desserts/cakes/red-velvet-cake/

"Oh I loved it! just a few changes, I used fish instead of chicken, added 1/2 cp sugar..."

 

[curious2garden]

I had a 73 super beetle in the mid 80's - did an ass load of work to that critter. Full engine overhaul, interior, windshield etc.
Then I center punched a vintage LTD with that poor thing.

It died.

When my first husband and I got married he had a 1974 Super Beetle. In my youthful enthusiasm I overhauled the engine, put on a Holley carb blah blah blah. Shortly thereafter we sold it. Within three days of buying it the kid who bought it totaled it! He had not bothered to get insurance and had the nerve to ask for his money back LOL

"Oh I loved it! just a few changes, I used fish instead of chicken, added 1/2 cp sugar..."

Yeah change the recipe entirely then whine it wasn't right. Although you'll find that some people manage to fix it up.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Bunch of everyday stuff at work except about an hour before I left. The other maintenance guy asked to borrow my complex's carpet cleaner because something was wrong with his. I quickly found out what his problem was. He was using like 10x the amount of soap the bottle recommended and he was pre-treating the carpet to saturation.

 

[curious2garden]

Bunch of everyday stuff at work except about an hour before I left. The other maintenance guy asked to borrow my complex's carpet cleaner because something was wrong with his. I quickly found out what his problem was. He was using like 10x the amount of soap the bottle recommended and he was pre-treating the carpet to saturation.

 

[Singlemalt]

When my first husband and I got married he had a 1974 Super Beetle. In my youthful enthusiasm I overhauled the engine, put on a Holley carb blah blah blah. Shortly thereafter we sold it. Within three days of buying it the kid who bought it totaled it! He had not bothered to get insurance and had the nerve to ask for his money back LOL


Yeah change the recipe entirely then whine it wasn't right. Although you'll find that some people manage to fix it up.

On my Squareback put in Porsche shifter, linkage, clutch, empy exhaust, a few other things. Got the HP up. But damn I couldn't get it to handle like a Porsche lol

 

[jungle666]

Going to get a wet arseView attachment 4348468

Looks like we’re all going to get a drenching in Vic

 

[DustyDuke]

Looks like we’re all going to get a drenching in Vic

Yeah she’s as wet as a shag

 

[SSGrower]

The nice thing about allrecipes.com is the reviews are usually a wealth of information on what recipe to choose.
hth
https://www.allrecipes.com/recipes/15595/desserts/cakes/red-velvet-cake/

Yeah, but I kinda lust after that cookbook the fat red head has.

Er uh portly, or thick, look dude aint starving to death ok.

 

[DustyDuke]

View attachment 4348509 Just cleaned my hoes

If I posted that I would have the SRG threw my door in a heartbeat (srg is oz version of SWAT) lol. You can’t get auto’s in Oz and you can barely get a semi auto unless your in a gun club and you leave it there. Basically you can get a rifle or shotty for hunting and vermin control and then you need a licence to hunt a individual animal.
Then you have to give police 24 hour access to your property to check your guns/safe whenever they see fit. There’s more but I would be here all day

 

[Singlemalt]

If I posted that I would have the SRG threw my door in a heartbeat (srg is oz version of SWAT) lol. You can’t get auto’s in Oz and you can barely get a semi auto unless your in a gun club and you leave it there. Basically you can get a rifle or shotty for hunting and vermin control and then you need a licence to hunt a individual animal.
Then you have to give police 24 hour access to your property to check your guns/safe whenever they see fit. There’s more but I would be here all day

Port Arthur?

 

[raratt]

If I posted that I would have the SRG threw my door in a heartbeat (srg is oz version of SWAT) lol. You can’t get auto’s in Oz and you can barely get a semi auto unless your in a gun club and you leave it there. Basically you can get a rifle or shotty for hunting and vermin control and then you need a licence to hunt a individual animal.
Then you have to give police 24 hour access to your property to check your guns/safe whenever they see fit. There’s more but I would be here all day

And I thought California was bad.

 

[ct26turbo]

No worries n texas