July 4th 2019

curious2garden

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What are your plans and prep for this year? Today I'm baking the beans and chili because they taste better in a day or so. I'm also very sleep deprived from staying up all night during the annual mortaring of the dogs.

Not my dog!


Because every thread needs more doxies! @BobBitchen



Stay safe and keep those animals safe too :)
 

Bareback

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I'm going to my daughter's place to work all day.... for free....in extreme heat and humidity, then I'll be expected to be in a great mood and stay up late while packing all my ol' ladies shit around for her to be comfortable watching fireworks. Oh and I'm sure someone will cook a great meal for me as I always do for them when their at my place ( said sarcastically ).
 

curious2garden

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I'm going to my daughter's place to work all day.... for free....in extreme heat and humidity, then I'll be expected to be in a great mood and stay up late while packing all my ol' ladies shit around for her to be comfortable watching fireworks. Oh and I'm sure someone will cook a great meal for me as I always do for them when their at my place ( said sarcastically ).
LOL I offered to help my son fix his rocking, leaking toilet (new closet bolts and wax ring kind of thing) so late in pregnancy his wife wouldn't end up annoyed by it. Stable toilets become very important when you can't see your feet, can't balance and feel like utter dog shit and are peeing 62 times a night.

He stated he was putting his money into the ADU (additional dwelling unit), then he'd pay the plumber to do it some nebulous time later. I made some non-snarky comment, smiled and walked away. So apparently he doesn't know I grew up doing this shit and am currently doing it all again. I'm taking that as a solid win and when his wife snarks him I can smile, hug her and say, "Ahhh honey I offered. I'm so sorry." hug hug WIN.
 

cannabineer

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I'm going to my daughter's place to work all day.... for free....in extreme heat and humidity, then I'll be expected to be in a great mood and stay up late while packing all my ol' ladies shit around for her to be comfortable watching fireworks. Oh and I'm sure someone will cook a great meal for me as I always do for them when their at my place ( said sarcastically ).
Happy Interdependence Day
 

WeedFreak78

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LOL I offered to help my son fix his rocking, leaking toilet (new closet bolts and wax ring kind of thing) so late in pregnancy his wife wouldn't end up annoyed by it. Stable toilets become very important when you can't see your feet, can't balance and feel like utter dog shit and are peeing 62 times a night.

He stated he was putting his money into the ADU (additional dwelling unit), then he'd pay the plumber to do it some nebulous time later. I made some non-snarky comment, smiled and walked away. So apparently he doesn't know I grew up doing this shit and am currently doing it all again. I'm taking that as a solid win and when his wife snarks him I can smile, hug her and say, "Ahhh honey I offered. I'm so sorry." hug hug WIN.
A folded up piece of paper works good enough to make you forget about things that rock needing to get fixed correctly for years, decades even. At least in my experience......
 

tangerinegreen555

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Staying home with my dog with the air on and windows shut while he takes half a doggie tranquilizer and I grill something for us.

I may pick up a gross of bottle rockets, he approves of those.

The best big fireworks are at fireworks nights at PNC park Pirate games shot off by professionals on the river. The local ones have left people seriously injured in recent years.

They are mostly made in China with their outstanding quality control. Buy extra long fuses if you're shooting off anything big.
 

Bareback

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Happy Interdependence Day
That's what I was going to say but.... it came out a little differently.


LOL I offered to help my son fix his rocking, leaking toilet (new closet bolts and wax ring kind of thing) so late in pregnancy his wife wouldn't end up annoyed by it. Stable toilets become very important when you can't see your feet, can't balance and feel like utter dog shit and are peeing 62 times a night.

He stated he was putting his money into the ADU (additional dwelling unit), then he'd pay the plumber to do it some nebulous time later. I made some non-snarky comment, smiled and walked away. So apparently he doesn't know I grew up doing this shit and am currently doing it all again. I'm taking that as a solid win and when his wife snarks him I can smile, hug her and say, "Ahhh honey I offered. I'm so sorry." hug hug WIN.
I was talking to her boyfriend and he informed me that he could build a whole house by himself, so I didn't go up there and do any work for a while. After a while my daughter informed me that he couldn't tie his shoes and asked me if I would please come back " PLEASE COME BACK " I think was her exact request.
 

curious2garden

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A folded up piece of paper works good enough to make you forget about things that rock needing to get fixed correctly for years, decades even. At least in my experience......
I'm with you. But you have to do that type of half assery before the wax ring fails. If you wait to shove that shim under there until your wax ring fails you have to replace the ring, no getting around it. Best of all if you don't listen to your mom you get to pay a fancy plumber top dollar to roll his eyes at you.

PS Ok not YOUR mom :lol:
 

curious2garden

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That's what I was going to say but.... it came out a little differently.




I was talking to her boyfriend and he informed me that he could build a whole house by himself, so I didn't go up there and do any work for a while. After a while my daughter informed me that he couldn't tie his shoes and asked me if I would please come back " PLEASE COME BACK " I think was her exact request.
LOL This husband talked concrete to my dad, who always thought I was an idiot and treated me as such because women can't do this type of work. Of course I spent the better half of my childhood helping my dad.

So I just got off being up, after 36 hours of brutal surgery call. My hub, my dad and 1 of my hub's friends (aircraft mechanic, NOT concrete finisher) had 8 yards scheduled in for the buttcrack of dawn in my backyard. Thankfully my dad ordered a pump.

I got home ate a scrambled egg, slammed a beer and dozed off when my dad stood spluttering in front of me, screaming, "Do you KNOW WHAT HE DID?" I was having trouble surfacing to reality. What is my dad doing in my bedroom and who is the HE he is referencing? So my father explained, "HE WHEELBARROWED IT!" Meaning my hub's sole experience with concrete was being wheelbarrow crew!!!

I now had 8 yards of concrete in MY backyard drying into a modern art sculpture. That was my concrete swan song. I laid 8 yards that day, my father was to old and infirm to help much more than fresnoing it, after my hub sunk the god damn fresno at the steps after I had told him to leave it the fuck alone as the concrete wasn't ready yet.I then told the kids to keep an eye on him and if he touched anything toolish to get me.

I had planned on a lovely fan finish which I would have woken up in the nick of time to perform. I broomed that motherfucker and called it a day. My dad never said shit to me about my 'inability' as he had to ask me to do it LOL BOOM!
 

Singlemalt

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What are your plans and prep for this year? Today I'm baking the beans and chili because they taste better in a day or so. I'm also very sleep deprived from staying up all night during the annual mortaring of the dogs.

Not my dog!


Because every thread needs more doxies! @BobBitchen



Stay safe and keep those animals safe too :)
Imma get my daughter organized and help her on her doctoral thesis. Then escape before her mom gets home, retreat to my rural compound while everyone else gets busted by cops or blows themselves up
 
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