Random Jabber Jibber thread

[sunni]

"An armored truck was driving in the westbound lanes near Ashford Dunwoody Road when a side door "flew open", releasing its contents onto the interstate."

WTF is it with these trucks, I mean do they just shovel loose cash inside them and not pack it into those heavy canvas locked bags? smh
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dozens-of-drivers-stop-on-i-285-to-grab-cash-that-spilled-onto-road/965508278

“It was a ll a dream I used read word up magazine...”

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

"An armored truck was driving in the westbound lanes near Ashford Dunwoody Road when a side door "flew open", releasing its contents onto the interstate."

WTF is it with these trucks, I mean do they just shovel loose cash inside them and not pack it into those heavy canvas locked bags? smh
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/dekalb-county/dozens-of-drivers-stop-on-i-285-to-grab-cash-that-spilled-onto-road/965508278

It's bagged in h/d canvas sacks with a lead seal around the neck so someone can't snatch a few bills.

Sounds fishy to me.

 

[DaFreak]

Last time I went to King Richard's Faire I kicked everyone's ass at ax throwing. That was attributed, by my "friends", as being due to my shorter and stockier build because I was a fantasy dwarf. I'm still not sure if that's a dig or not, those dwarfs are badasses.

I'm not really a comic-con type of person, but I imagine a lot of fat kids probably pick dwarf as their character of choice. In Japan fat kids pick hip-hop as their fashion of choice. So I think it was a dig. But if you can throw an axe who cares? Axe beats dig rock scissor paper.

 

[curious2garden]

“It was a ll a dream I used read word up magazine...”

My son's wife texted to tell me that the ultrasound showed she's having a girl. I immediately thought of you and that handsome son with those lovely eyes I'm making a pink quilt AND a blue quilt. I learned my lesson. How are you guys doing?

 

[tyler.durden]

“It was a ll a dream I used read word up magazine...”

Hell yeah, Sunni! +rep...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I'm not really a comic-con type of person, but I imagine a lot of fat kids probably pick dwarf as their character of choice. In Japan fat kids pick hip-hop as their fashion of choice. So I think it was a dig. But if you can throw an axe who cares? Axe beats dig rock scissor paper.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

A Beagle in my lap giving me the occasional cheek kiss.
Big boy at my feet looking up scratch hopeful & this booming outta the puter.

Life is good!

 

[sunni]

My son's wife texted to tell me that the ultrasound showed she's having a girl. I immediately thought of you and that handsome son with those lovely eyes I'm making a pink quilt AND a blue quilt. I learned my lesson. How are you guys doing?

I still have his quilt and it’s in his box of special things
We used it all the time

We’re doing great how’re you ?
Also congrats !

 

[BarnBuster]

It's bagged in h/d canvas sacks with a lead seal around the neck so someone can't snatch a few bills. Sounds fishy to me.

IKR? ..and how does a door spring open, at speed, on the highway?

 

[curious2garden]

I still have his quilt and it’s in his box of special things
We used it all the time

We’re doing great how’re you ?
Also congrats !

That’s good to hear. I’m good. It’s my summer of fixing plumbing.

 

[shrxhky420]

Don't forget to get your free slurpee today! It's 7-11 day!!!

SH420

 

[tyler.durden]

Don't forget to get your free slurpee today! It's 7-11 day!!!

SH420

A Slurpee always sounded like a sloppy BJ to me. If they're giving those out today, I'll def stop in...

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

A Slurpee always sounded like a sloppy BJ to me. If they're giving those out today, I'll def stop in...

I fail to see anything negative here.
win - win

 

[cannabineer]

I fail to see anything negative here.
win - win

I can. Since 7-11 traditionally supplies the syrup, Tyler might not find himself on the end of the transaction in his plan, yub yub

 

[neosapien]

@tangerinegreen555

Here's the portajohn I frequent on Thursdays…

 

[cannabineer]

@tangerinegreen555

Here's the portajohn I frequent on Thursdays…

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I had no idea porta-pots came in Fun Size.

 

[Metasynth]

A Slurpee always sounded like a sloppy BJ to me. If they're giving those out today, I'll def stop in...

I never understood the term blowjob. It’s not like I want someone to try and blow my dick up like a balloon. I always thought suckjob was more appropriate

 

[neosapien]

I had no idea porta-pots came in Fun Size.

Have some respect bear. That's the All-American Obesity 2.0 Portajohn.

 

[cannabineer]

Have some respect bear. That's the All-American Obesity 2.0 Portajohn.

Wow, I didn't know fat people were so short.

 

[tyler.durden]