Random Jabber Jibber thread

Dr.Amber Trichome

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Kinda strange with no "back" on the seat.

And . . . Oh, look - somebody dribbled on the floor.
Jeez your picky... the beauty of this device is that you get a fresh plastic covered toilet seat with the wave of a hand. I can’t stand those flimsy paper toilet covers that rip and are impossible to tear correctly and place perfectly onto the seat and then once on the seat the drips of water or urine that are previously on the seat might get absorbed right into that cheap lightweight paper. Or they fly off before you can sit down. This design eliminates all of those issues.
 

shrxhky420

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Jeez your picky... the beauty of this device is that you get a fresh plastic covered toilet seat with the wave of a hand. I can’t stand those flimsy paper toilet covers that rip and are impossible to tear correctly and place perfectly onto the seat and then once on the seat the drips of water or urine that are previously on the seat might get absorbed right into that cheap lightweight paper. Or they fly off before you can sit down. This design eliminates all of those issues.
Wipe the seat first...
Always use 2 ass gaskets to fully cover the seat. I used to take one of those ass gaskets and just drop it right into the bowl, it was gonna fall in before I sat down anyway.

SH420
 

Metasynth

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Has anyone ever seen these kind of toliets? First time for me. They were at the OKC airport. Very very nice!!
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Sorta looks like a urinal that slouched down to the floor without the tank in the back...lol

What, you’ve never seen urinals with a terlitt seat? If you’ve never taken a standing shit in a urinal, you haven’t lived yet
 

BarnBuster

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GreatwhiteNorth

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A 9-year-old Florida girl was injured after a bull bison charged her and sent her flying into the air at Yellowstone National Park on Monday. The unidentified girl was with a group of people in the Old Faithful Geyser area of the park in Wyoming, standing within five to ten feet of the bison :shock: before the bison charged, The National Park Service said in a press release Tuesday.
JFC

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/9-year-old-girl-tossed-air-bison-yellowstone-national-park-n1033226
Idiots!
If a Bison's tail goes up high it means one of only two things.

1> He's gonna take a dump.
2> He's gonna fuck your weekend up.

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curious2garden

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Idiots!
If a Bison's tail goes up high it means one of only two things.

1> He's gonna take a dump.
2> He's gonna fuck your weekend up.

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You know, there's enough of these stories that you would think people would catch on.
But, common sense ain't all that common.
The other interesting thing of note is when I'm out with a dog kids will often posture in a threatening manner trying to attract my dog's attention instead of politely coming over and asking if they may pet my dog. They stamp their feet moving forward, wave arms etc... The parents do nothing. I wonder if the kid 'got' the bison's attention?
 

BarnBuster

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The other interesting thing of note is when I'm out with a dog kids will often posture in a threatening manner trying to attract my dog's attention instead of politely coming over and asking if they may pet my dog. They stamp their feet moving forward, wave arms etc... The parents do nothing. I wonder if the kid 'got' the bison's attention?
"The adults – who are the child’s parents, according to the woman who took the video – are seen sprinting away amid screams, leaving the 9-year-old in the path of the enormous animal."

They think they are at a petting zoo. Next they'll call for all bison to be destroyed...oh, wait, we already did that once.
 
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curious2garden

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"The adults – who are the child’s parents, according to the woman who took the video – are seen sprinting away amid screams, leaving the 9-year-old in the path of the enormous animal."

They think they are at a petting zoo. Next they'll call for all bison to be destroyed...oh, wait, we already did that once.
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LOL even her own parent's didn't like her enough to try to save her. Why should we doubt their decision? After all sacrifices must be made.
 
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