Random Jabber Jibber thread

[Metasynth]

Hi Tyler, how did your wedding go last weekend?

Yes... @tyler.durden ... if that IS your real name. How did your “wedding” go?

I’m on to you, secret agent Durden. Convenient excuse, a “wedding” weekend. Just enough time to overthrow a military coup in a certain unnamed small country and free the citizens of that country from their oppressive overlord?

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

 

[cannabineer]

Yes... @tyler.durden ... if that IS your real name. How did your “wedding” go?

I’m on to you, secret agent Durden. Convenient excuse, a “wedding” weekend. Just enough time to overthrow a military coup in a certain unnamed small country and free the citizens of that country from their oppressive overlord?

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

"free" HECK.

 

[tyler.durden]

Hi Tyler, how did your wedding go last weekend?

Hello, Good Doctor. It was great, thanks for asking. People really seemed to love my performance, lots of compliments, lots of pictures and video taken with and of me, lots of good conversation, and lots of cards handed out (a nice lady from that night wants to book me for a couple dates in 2020.) I'm glad I prepared for that gig, it was a good opportunity and a great experience. I was nice and relaxed, too. I hit my vape oil pen loaded with cookies before the gig, and on breaks to the bathroom. The gig went by quite quickly What are you up to this weekend?

 

[tyler.durden]

Yes... @tyler.durden ... if that IS your real name. How did your “wedding” go?

I’m on to you, secret agent Durden. Convenient excuse, a “wedding” weekend. Just enough time to overthrow a military coup in a certain unnamed small country and free the citizens of that country from their oppressive overlord?

Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I can neither confirm nor deny such outrageous allegations

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Hello, Good Doctor. It was great, thanks for asking. People really seemed to love my performance, lots of compliments, lots pictures and video taken with and of me, lots of good conversation, and lots of cards handed out (a nice lady from that night wants to book me for a couple dates in 2020.) I'm glad I prepared for that gig, it was a good opportunity and a great experience. I was nice and relaxed, too. I hit my vape oil pen loaded with cookies before the gig, and on breaks to the bathroom. The gig went by quite quickly What are you up to this weekend?

That’s awesome! Congratulations!
I’m still in recovery mode from vacation in New Jersey’s last week partying excessively and I’m on my 4th day of Methylprednisolone for my arm fingers crossed after my massage tomorrow and finishing the pack I will finally have permanent pain relief. Have a nice weekend!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I did and I got hits for was sore foot and sore tooth? Why do I feel as if I've been rick rolled?

 

[srh88]

@abalonehx .. I think i seen your car today

 

[ANC]

 

[shrxhky420]

Damn. Active shooter at the Gilroy Garlic Festival. Mamashark and I were there, earlier today.

SH420

 

[Singlemalt]

Damn!

 

[curious2garden]

Damn. Active shooter at the Gilroy Garlic Festival. Mamashark and I were there, earlier today.

SH420

Can't like that Shrx, glad you are OK!

 

[shrxhky420]

Can't like that Shrx, glad you are OK!

Just found out my nephew was shot. He's fine, he was grazed. His friend was shot in the leg. They saw the shooter. He was in camo, with an ak47, long barrel.
SH420

 

[Singlemalt]

Hope the friend doesn't have perm damage

 

[Singlemalt]

appropriate camo at the garlic festival would look like a garlic bunch, mossy oak just stands out

 

[curious2garden]

Just found out my nephew was shot. He's fine, he was grazed. His friend was shot in the leg. They saw the shooter. He was in camo, with an ak47, long barrel.
SH420

I hope he'll be ok.

 

[shrxhky420]

This is crazy, count is 16 shot, 3 dead. We've had police helicopters hovering around our house for a while. Supposedly 2 shooters, 1 apprehended.

Too close to home

SH420

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

This is crazy, count is 16 shot, 3 dead. We've had police helicopters hovering around our house for a while. Supposedly 2 shooters, 1 apprehended.

Too close to home

SH420

Thought I saw that one shooter was down - WTF is the matter with some people to make them shoot random strangers?
SMH

 

[Don_Sequitor]

Just terrible.

 

[tangerinegreen555]

It's on CNN right now. Active crime scene with dozens of cop cars.

People can't get to their cars to get out of there, everything locked down.

Where the hell are they supposed to stay all night?

 

[shrxhky420]

From earlier today


Mamashark and I normally go, the last 2 hours of the festival. We go then to get food. They usually stack your plates since it's ending. We got high and trapped by the tv so we didn't go back.
Thanks Tom cruise

SH420