Random Jabber Jibber thread

Yesterday my stepdaughter put out a public invitation on FACEBOOK to an impromptu party.

At MY HOUSE.:evil:
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Excuse me while I go and tend to the masses.:fire:

There will be no Molly Coddling Here.
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Why can't you swim, and for how long are ye forbidden?

Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear. :)

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!
 
Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear. :)

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!
Damn, is it permanent?
 
Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear. :)

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!
I tried pouring a beer in there to hit my brain directly but it came right out the other side :-)
 
Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear. :)

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!
Gelfoam stent over the perforation makes it easier to bear while it grows back together.
 
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