Random Jabber Jibber thread

[tangerinegreen555]

Cars shouldn't be able to turn it you don't use it.

And what's up with people who think it's OK to drive with their fucking wheels on the center line?

The roads aren't narrow here, but they need 60% of the surface, and then you see they're looking at a fucking phone.

 

[lokie]

Yesterday my stepdaughter put out a public invitation on FACEBOOK to an impromptu party.

At MY HOUSE.

Excuse me while I go and tend to the masses.

There will be no Molly Coddling Here.

 

[mysunnyboy]

wild turkeys in the back yard if anybody wants one

 

[mysunnyboy]

Heat index is 105. And I’m not allowed to swim. I’m not going outside again until Friday..

 

[Singlemalt]

Heat index is 105. And I’m not allowed to swim. I’m not going outside again until Friday..

Why can't you swim, and for how long are ye forbidden?

 

[Dr.Amber Trichome]

Hey ya’ll hope your having a beautiful weekend!

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Why can't you swim, and for how long are ye forbidden?

Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear.

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!

 

[Singlemalt]

Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear.

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!

Damn, is it permanent?

 

[mysunnyboy]

Damn, is it permanent?

Huh?












Oh no, at least he said it would get better. Doesn’t hurt as much as it did though brother. Ooo wee

 

[Singlemalt]

LOL

 

[mysunnyboy]

Why can't you swim, and for how long are ye forbidden?

Until Tuesday which is fo’ eva for me!
Haha I swim like a fish my friend. I jumped in instead of diving and pow!

 

[mysunnyboy]

Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear.

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!

I tried pouring a beer in there to hit my brain directly but it came right out the other side

 

[mysunnyboy]

Hopefully he likes cats

 

[raratt]

 

[curious2garden]

Cars shouldn't be able to turn it you don't use it.

My Honda Civic shakes its wheel if I try to turn without them on LOL

 

[curious2garden]

Yesterday my stepdaughter put out a public invitation on FACEBOOK to an impromptu party.

At MY HOUSE.

Excuse me while I go and tend to the masses.

There will be no Molly Coddling Here.
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Move with no forwarding address, then keep all communication to Facebook.

 

[curious2garden]

Perforated ear drum - the doc says it'll dilute her brain & it will run outta her ear.

@mysunnyboy , I've done the same thing but I was about 70 ft down - the cold water rushing into my inner ear causing intense vertigo.
Lost all sensation of "up" and ended up puking underwater. Felt like I was in a plane in a tail spin.

Not a good day!

Gelfoam stent over the perforation makes it easier to bear while it grows back together.

 

[lokie]

Move with no forwarding address, then keep all communication to Facebook.

lol

my reply was "i can not attend."

 

[curious2garden]

lol

my reply was "i can not attend."

Maybe, my house can not attend? It had a previous engagement.

 

[tyler.durden]

It's catchier than Al Gore's spiel. ♫ We forgive you Germany ♫ Lol...