Colorado dispensary weed a joke!!!!!

[Trichometry101]

Bump for shitty dispensary weed!

Norcal, Socal, Az, Co, OR, WA, probably everywhere else in the country sells GARBAGE in the dispensaries. It doesn't make sense at all. You cant grow weed this bad on accident.

I couldn't believe it when i saw the unflushed antiweed perfumed haybail shit on norcal shelves.

All the excuses in the world couldn't add up to bud this bad. First thing to come to terms with, they don't dry it or store it properly. Ok.. But the fresh weed doesn't even taste like fresh weed? It has a smell, but its not a weed smell? The taste is always like your smoking perfumes or plastics or other non weed components.

I've started calling all dispensary weed fake. When you sell premature bagseed larf grown in sterile mediums, fertigated with perfumed nutes, having no flavor or smell of its own, and call it top shelf organic OG Kush? It's a god damned fraud. Hell yes it's fake weed. Weed that has any foreign smell to it instead of its real smell is FAKE. Every customer was smart enough to complain about the hay smell, so literally everything now smells like hay infused with perfumes. You could smoke the hay shit without goin to the hospital. Thats how bad the weed is. I would purposely seek out hay weed, cuz at least i wasn't smoking bud perfumes.

Here in AZ they think weed should be grown like IPA beer. You can taste lemon rinds, food products, sweetners, essential oils, all types of shit but weed. Dispensaries are a god damned fraud just like the grow store. The whole legal/medical industry is a fucking abomination. There may be some decent producers out there but they ain't talking enough shit. Shitty weed growers need to be SHAMED. I'm not talking bad weed. I'm talking weed worse than reggie, because it tastes like fucking grow products exclusively, and doesn't get you high,but gives you headaches and sinus infections. I'm talking negative quality weed. Shit i never knew existed until i got a medical card.

If you dont want competition, guess what, you're struggling! Good growers talk shit and beg for competition.
Proof there are no decent grows in the legal market i guess! They all jack each other off like the little faggot children they are!

 

[RetiredGuerilla]

My amigo brought a bunch of samples back from rado. They were all good and looked good but what i grow is just as good if not better.

 

[macsnax]

I live in Co, sometimes dispensary weed is ok, most times not that great. Never a good cure, and always dried out. I've yet to see dispensary buds that look and taste anywhere close to my own. The extracts you can buy these days are pretty damn sweet though, such a variety out there that I usually have 3-4 different kinds on hand. And there's cbd products It's nice to have choices.

 

[mr sunshine]

You will never get a 100% to agree a strain is shitty. There are some strains out there that most everyone raves about and I have tried them and I wouldn't call them shitty but for sure didn't see what all the fuss was about. Especially when you get into the medical side of it. If your smokin to get high and you get you some charlotte's web you're going to be disappointed since it has almost no THC in it. Yet someone with epilepsy that suffers from seizures will think it is the best strain in the known universe. Someone growing for yield is probably going to think every low yielding strain is shitty. Plus you can always go back to the shitty grower, If that strain you didn't like , was grown by a master grower and you tested his flowers, would you still say that strain was shitty? Food for thought right there.So to sum it up, quit blaming the weed strain. The Strain is innocent damnit, It is the growers fault.

A master grower is what they call a guy that makes a lot of money for growing weed. Growing weed isn't hard, making sure a huge operation is running on schedule might be, but those are just factory's that produce lots of forgettable weed. The best weed is grown at home by your neighbor not some guy that thinks he's a master grower. And some strains or strains phenotypes do suck.. that's a fact

 

[Budley Doright]

With our fucked up system it actually helps to get decent product from the store. Basically the only place now is the reserve and there are 15 outlets in a 10 square mile location so the best one wins lol. Still dry, still not cured properly but yup some good some bad, you go where the good is .

 

[Z3r0Z3r0]

REminds me of hood dealers selling tobacco with pot seeds in it to rich kids lol, doesnt Cali have quality regulation for the herb? Colorado doesnt? I heard they monitor butane levels yet pot can be sold prematurely? ARe you kidding me?

 

[HippieonaHarley]

In any Disp. I believe anywhere, if you shop in the "Bargain Basement" you don't get designer products!. Spend a bit more cash I mean you went to the trouble of travel expenses, and ask for "Top Shelf" I have a buddy that travels to Colo. regular and always laughs about :I got a $100.00 OZ, or even less, but we all laugh at his ditch weed smoke !

 

[PadawanWarrior]

I live in Co, sometimes dispensary weed is ok, most times not that great. Never a good cure, and always dried out. I've yet to see dispensary buds that look and taste anywhere close to my own. The extracts you can buy these days are pretty damn sweet though, such a variety out there that I usually have 3-4 different kinds on hand. And there's cbd products It's nice to have choices.

I'm in CO too and totally agree that most of the dispensary weed isn't top quality. But there are a couple places I've found that always have awesome stuff. They both do charge a bit more than some of the other guys though. Other places, I've gotten some $75 ounces of GDP that were super bomb, but have also got some nasty tasting shit from the same place. I've checked out a lot of dispensaries over the last 10 years, since I got a med card but have only been going to 1 lately to get my clones. Haven't bought weed in like a year.

 

[macsnax]

I'm in CO too and totally agree that most of the dispensary weed isn't top quality. But there are a couple places I've found that always have awesome stuff. They both do charge a bit more than some of the other guys though. Other places, I've gotten some $75 ounces of GDP that were super bomb, but have also got some nasty tasting shit from the same place. I've checked out a lot of dispensaries over the last 10 years, since I got a med card but have only been going to 1 lately to get my clones. Haven't bought weed in like a year.

It seems there's a few shops that are trying to put effort into a decent product, but not many. I follow a local dispo on IG and I think I'm going to quit, lol. Everytime they post plant pics I see something wrong with them. Today was some funny looking leaves that told me they have some bad bacteria or something in their res. I'm trying to be nice, but damn I want to say something. You def can see some shops are actually trying these days though, so that's a good thing.

 

[Budley Doright]

The legal ones here sell shit for exorbitant prices. The growers have upped their game to be able to move product so the if nothing else that’s a good thing. The reserves are selling some good product but it’s hit or miss

 

[Redneck daddy]

Eh it's relative. Washington has its perks while so does Cali. It's the emerald triangle we live in that is the optimal area to grow.

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[Redneck daddy]

I live in Oklahoma,i will tell you dispensary bud can't touch home grown ,cant happen period!Here we can have 6 mature 6 seedlings,8oz in your home,72 oz edibles,hell you can roll around with 3 oz and still be safe,grow your own its much better

 

[Shami7426]

Well I live in UK and its fully fuking illegal here
Imports from cali (jungle bois) sell for like £400 a oz, mans are selling £110 quarters.
Main seller over here is amnesia and lemon haze, stardawg, guava dawg and that about it. Shit is so expensive tho getting 3 joints for £20. Started growing my own now jus finished my first crop of lemon haze

 

[Rider101]

The only good booze in moonshine forget Glenfiddich scotch or Laphroaig for signal malt whisky.

And we all know only illegal weed grown by criminals is any good right? Smoking a joint I grew legally laughing my ass off. Even I have to admit most of the weed being sold in Canadian government stores is just as good if not better then what i grow but there is always a bad apple or two.

 

[Rider101]

Well I live in UK and its fully fuking illegal here
Imports from cali (jungle bois) sell for like £400 a oz, mans are selling £110 quarters.
Main seller over here is amnesia and lemon haze, stardawg, guava dawg and that about it. Shit is so expensive tho getting 3 joints for £20. Started growing my own now jus finished my first crop of lemon haze

I love growing cannabis at times when everything is going great its just about as much fun as smoking it. You might want to try a cali strain for you next grow since cali stains are selling in Amsterdam for twice to four times anything else. Gelto or such sure does get a premium on the streets.

 

[Shami7426]

I dont get to enjoy all that, I have kids so I cant grow in my house. I have it at a friend's house instead. The guy doesn't always listen as he fuked up a bit snapped a few stalks etc, he told me he knew what he was doing but didnt recognise nutrient burn etc. One of my plants smells sweet, but the other doesn't smell as good I'm sure there was something wrong with it. 9 week veg, 10 week flower, seeds came from some bud I smoked lol. I tried my best to controll environment with what I had but it was never steady and always higher than 26degrees, humidity was never as low as I wanted, at first humid was 60+ and temp at 30. My mate couldnt do fuk all to fix it so I had to go in and reposition everything. Fuk me onetime I went in it was too hot, guy didnt even have the window open for intake of cold air. Anyway at end of week 9 this is how they looked.

I am looking to do a cali strain , just need some quality cali seeds that can be trusted, my main purpose is to smoke not sell.

 

[coreywebster]

Well I live in UK and its fully fuking illegal here
Imports from cali (jungle bois) sell for like £400 a oz, mans are selling £110 quarters.
Main seller over here is amnesia and lemon haze, stardawg, guava dawg and that about it. Shit is so expensive tho getting 3 joints for £20. Started growing my own now jus finished my first crop of lemon haze

Kids buying into hype.
Nothings worth that price, still plenty of growers selling for £160s on quality strains.

 

[Shami7426]

£160 over here will give you weed that will not get you high.

I reckon one reason cali is so expensive and some haze is because it's all imported

 

[Rider101]

£160 over here will give you weed that will not get you high.

I reckon one reason cali is so expensive and some haze is because it's all imported

Its so weird here in Canada Canopy growth the largest cannabis supplier, get their seeds from DNA seed bank in Amsterdam legally. But you can't buy DNA seeds in Canada legally however you can buy them from online vendors in England. Your lucky in that respect Shami7426 you can buy cali seeds just as cheap as any other seeds DNA sells. So you get premium seeds without the premium price at a store you can walk into without leaving a paper trail.

BTW I've tried gelto and I really really do love it not as much as sensi seeds mr nice but damn close.

 

[Shami7426]

Now that's something I didnt know I will deffo have to check them out and get some ordered