Fighting the stank

[Longsmoker]

Dealing with a stinky outdoor plant any advice to tame the stank a bit? Its a wonderful stank but...ya know?

 

[Renfro]

Hang a skunk on it. lol

 

[codster25]

Oh man i hear you....grew cheese Auto plants this year and wholly shit the whole street knew what was up hahah. What are you growing?

 

[UncleBuck]

Oh man i hear you....grew cheese Auto plants this year and wholly shit the whole street knew what was up hahah. What are you growing?

They probably all laughed at you for growing ruderalis ditch weed

 

[codster25]

They probably all laughed at you for growing ruderalis ditch weed

Haha good one bum boy

 

[UncleBuck]

Haha good one fag boy

 

[codster25]

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Haha good one buck was hoping you would roll out the private messages butt boy

 

[UncleBuck]

Haha good one buck was hoping you would roll out the private messages butt boy

triggered bitch

 

[Coloradoclear]

Got two Sundae strudel in backyard . . . the funk is creeping

 

[codster25]

triggered bitch

Your my bitch Gay Uncle Buck, I’m the one who made you change your name to Uncle Buck, it’s been years since you opened your little mouth again to me.

 

[SuperNutz]

"The Stank", hey Buck, wasn't that you're wife's nickname in high school?

 

[UncleBuck]

"The Stank", hey Buck, wasn't that you're wife's nickname in high school?

hows your greenhouse

 

[codster25]

hows your greenhouse

Easy Gay Uncle Buck, I’ll put you in high heels again.

 

[SuperNutz]

hows your greenhouse

It's great, just not covered cause the yellow jackets keep eating the worms for me. How's The Stank these days, she still pecking around like a starving chicken?

 

[Renfro]

well this thread went to shit

 

[Maximus Phallicus]

What I do is make a 50/50 solution of boiled linseed oil and mineral spirits.

Paint your deck, wooden fence, whatever.

With such a high percentage of oil in the solution your backyard will smell like a freshly stained deck for a month.

 

[Mrs. Weedstein]

That deck painting idea seems like it might actually work but holy shit that’s a huge effort!

I don’t pretend to know shit but I wonder if there’s some sort of compound that would absorb smells, sort of like baking soda or whatever in the fridge.

Obviously a different situation outdoors but who knows...

 

[SuperNutz]

What do the plants smell like? That would be a starting point for the diversion.

 

[UncleBuck]

It's great, just not covered cause the yellow jackets keep eating the worms for me. How's The Stank these days, she still pecking around like a starving chicken?

I’m glad to hear your non existent greenhouse is great

 

[Mrs. Weedstein]

I’m glad to hear your non existent greenhouse is great

Lying about owning a greenhouse seems kind of unambitious. I’ve heard of people lying online about mansions and sports cars, but why a greenhouse?