Worst Christmas Songs Ever Thread

[scumrot derelict]

I want to hear all the worst ways you can celebrate this fucking twisted Christian holiday, (if you do at all) in audio format. Post the worst most fucked up X-mas tracks you can think up. Embarrassing or otherwise.

I'll go first.

"Hang myself from the Christmas Tree - Vandals"

Ok, now you go...

 

[scumrot derelict]

I'll do another one:

 

[tyler.durden]

These tunes absolutely suck. Together, they effectively kill xmas forever. So what, it had a good run. Ba-humbug, mofos...

 

[Gemtree]

 

[scumrot derelict]

These tunes absolutely suck. Together, they effectively kill xmas forever. So what, it had a good run. Ba-humbug, mofos...

Fuck me, those are awful as fuck! God bless you.

 

[Gemtree]

 

[tyler.durden]

Fuck me, those are awful as fuck! God bless you.

Merry xmas, sweety-pants

 

[tyler.durden]

I win. /thread...

 

[scumrot derelict]

Merry xmas, sweety-pants

"next on mah list, a john cena ack-shee-yan figure. mom said ur not alowed to touch a butt until you're all grown up [froggy fresh's name redacted here for some reason]!!!"

Just fucking kill me.

 

[Gemtree]

I win. /thread...

Already beat ya I win lol

 

[Gemtree]

Icp and twiztid have a ton of them lol

 

[scumrot derelict]

Icp and twiztid have a ton of them lol

absolute trash. who knew rap music had so much talent when it comes to fucking up the christmas season? this pleases me.

 

[blu3bird]

 

[scumrot derelict]

"you are not going to cry. you are NOT going to cry. you are a grown man in charge of your emotions. its just a song....."

 

[blu3bird]

 

[scumrot derelict]

 

[Gemtree]

 

[Gemtree]

 

[scumrot derelict]

that was probably the most believeable eminem parody ive ever seen in my entire life on the internet. wow.

 

[Gemtree]

that was probably the most believeable eminem parody ive ever seen in my entire life on the internet. wow.

His other one is real good too its called eminem disses everything