rafael "ted" cruz's tiny penis

scumrot derelict

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Ted Cruz is a "man" with no sense of right and wrong, no decency, and no understanding of normal human behavior. He’s also turned out to be a "man" with no self respect whatsoever. If you were Ted Cruz, would you respect yourself? The jokes write themselves. But the extent to which Cruz is now bowing down to Donald Trump is nothing short of alarming, even by his standards.

Ted Cruz hit the Sunday morning talk show circuit and went out of his mind trying to dishonestly defend Trump against impeachment. He went so far as to make the hallucinatory claim that Ukraine somehow meddled in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election. Does anyone else think just speaking these words on television should cause a trap door to open up underneath their dumb-ass?

But there Cruz was, humiliating himself by pushing a laugh-out-loud lie that even his own far-right tea party lunatic base doesn’t really believe.

He's not up for re-election until 2024, but by that time Trump will have been in prison for several years. The tiny-penised senator can’t possibly be doing this because he’s worried about reelection. Instead he is making clear that he’s personally beholden to Trump, for reasons we don’t know about. It calls for a reexamination of just why Cruz suddenly and belatedly threw his weight behind Trump in 2016. Cruz is frantically selling out his country in order to remain on Trump’s good side – and we all deserve to know why.

Thank you for coming to my Ted-Cruz talk.
 
scumrot derelict

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tangerinegreen555 said:
Didn't he score high in a 'Who would you like to punch in the face?' thread a few years back?
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he did.

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I could die happy if i ever got to wipe that grin off his shit-sucking-sycophantic face. But, so would all of his fellow Republican members in the Senate, so it's not to big of a surprise.

“If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you.” – Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-SC
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Lindsey Graham jokes about how to get away with murdering Ted Cruz - CNN Politics

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham thinks his party has gone "bats---" crazy, and joked Thursday that it's possible to get away with murdering Ted Cruz if it happened in the Senate.
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^^ fucking loved the chyron for that one, too
 
hanimmal

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scumrot derelict said:
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Ted Cruz is a "man" with no sense of right and wrong, no decency, and no understanding of normal human behavior. He’s also turned out to be a "man" with no self respect whatsoever. If you were Ted Cruz, would you respect yourself? The jokes write themselves. But the extent to which Cruz is now bowing down to Donald Trump is nothing short of alarming, even by his standards.

Ted Cruz hit the Sunday morning talk show circuit and went out of his mind trying to dishonestly defend Trump against impeachment. He went so far as to make the hallucinatory claim that Ukraine somehow meddled in the 2016 U.S. Presidential election. Does anyone else think just speaking these words on television should cause a trap door to open up underneath their dumb-ass?

But there Cruz was, humiliating himself by pushing a laugh-out-loud lie that even his own far-right tea party lunatic base doesn’t really believe.

He's not up for re-election until 2024, but by that time Trump will have been in prison for several years. The tiny-penised senator can’t possibly be doing this because he’s worried about reelection. Instead he is making clear that he’s personally beholden to Trump, for reasons we don’t know about. It calls for a reexamination of just why Cruz suddenly and belatedly threw his weight behind Trump in 2016. Cruz is frantically selling out his country in order to remain on Trump’s good side – and we all deserve to know why.

Thank you for coming to my Ted-Cruz talk.
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@6:10ish it is hilarious.
 
scumrot derelict

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hanimmal said:
@6:10ish it is hilarious.
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Chuck Todd: Do you believe ther's considerable evidence that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election?
Tiny Penis Cruz: I DO!
Chuck Todd: You do?
Tiny Penis Cruz: YES! BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HOW OBAMA IS A A SECRET KENYAN MUSLIM SHAPESHIFTER THAT PUT CHEMICALS INT HE WATER TO TURN ALL OUR CHILDREN TRANSGENDER!!!

that was fucking embarrassing...
 
hanimmal

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scumrot derelict said:
Chuck Todd: Do you believe ther's considerable evidence that Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election?
Tiny Penis Cruz: I DO!
Chuck Todd: You do?
Tiny Penis Cruz: YES! BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT HOW OBAMA IS A A SECRET KENYAN MUSLIM SHAPESHIFTER THAT PUT CHEMICALS INT HE WATER TO TURN ALL OUR CHILDREN TRANSGENDER!!!

that was fucking embarrassing...
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They are obviously playing the semantics game, it is so annoying to watch Chuck Todd let it go.
his followup should have been:
"So are you saying that the Ukrainian Government used their military to do a coordinated attack against our democracy like Putin has been having the Russian military do?"

They are banking on Manafort's feeding the Russians our voter data to a Ukrainian who happens to be a Russian spy and some op-eds by a couple Ukrainian officials after Trump sold out to Russia publicly during a NRA event that Russian Spy asked Trump his first question of the day (that even Bannan thought was obviously planted).





Found this a couple images down, girl got around in the Republican party...

 
scumrot derelict

scumrot derelict

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hanimmal said:
They are obviously playing the semantics game, it is so annoying to watch Chuck Todd let it go.
his followup should have been:
"So are you saying that the Ukrainian Government used their military to do a coordinated attack against our democracy like Putin has been having the Russian military do?"

They are banking on Manafort's feeding the Russians our voter data to a Ukrainian who happens to be a Russian spy and some op-eds by a couple Ukrainian officials after Trump sold out to Russia publicly during a NRA event that Russian Spy asked Trump his first question of the day (that even Bannan thought was obviously planted).





Found this a couple images down, girl got around in the Republican party...

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Agreed. Chuck has been better at calling out the bullshit lately, but i just can't fucking stand panel shows anymore. I can tolerate it when I'm at work, but it's not something i would personally search out or be inspired to listen to anymore. I feel so fucking old, dude. I just found a gray hair in my pubes. Someone pls fucking kill me.
 
Grandpapy

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Rob Roy said:
Thought I was gonna see Ted Cruz tiny penis. Kinda disappointed here.
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Just for you.

As A Result Of The Theft By The Chinese Company, Fishman Was Forced To Lay Off More Than 90 Percent Of His Employees In The U.S. “But Fishman said his company had 45 people in the United States, and now has only one and half employees – including himself.”
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Court rules against Cruz’s Chinese client

A ruling on Wednesday by the Richmond-based U.S. 4th Circuit Court of Appeals gave Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst another opportunity to take a verbal swipe at his opponent in the July 31 GOP runoff for a…
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Commerce is your unprotected border, Cruz cant keep the condom from slipping off.
 
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Rob Roy

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Grandpapy said:
Just for you.

As A Result Of The Theft By The Chinese Company, Fishman Was Forced To Lay Off More Than 90 Percent Of His Employees In The U.S. “But Fishman said his company had 45 people in the United States, and now has only one and half employees – including himself.”
blog.chron.com

Court rules against Cruz’s Chinese client

A ruling on Wednesday by the Richmond-based U.S. 4th Circuit Court of Appeals gave Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst another opportunity to take a verbal swipe at his opponent in the July 31 GOP runoff for a…
blog.chron.com

Commerce is your unprotected boarder, Cruz cant keep the condom from slipping off.
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I think you meant "unprotected border". The last unprotected boarder I had is still downstairs in my freezer.
 
Unclebaldrick

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hanimmal said:
They are obviously playing the semantics game, it is so annoying to watch Chuck Todd let it go.
his followup should have been:
"So are you saying that the Ukrainian Government used their military to do a coordinated attack against our democracy like Putin has been having the Russian military do?"

They are banking on Manafort's feeding the Russians our voter data to a Ukrainian who happens to be a Russian spy and some op-eds by a couple Ukrainian officials after Trump sold out to Russia publicly during a NRA event that Russian Spy asked Trump his first question of the day (that even Bannan thought was obviously planted).





Found this a couple images down, girl got around in the Republican party...

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She counts as a sexy woman in Republican circles.


:spew:
 
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