Random Jabber Jibber thread

[kmog33]

Necrophilia, kinky!

this is exactly where I went. And how to get rich quick stealing and selling the virus to Korea or Russia. Only good places....

 

[Singlemalt]

this is exactly where I went. And how to get rich quick stealing and selling the virus to Korea or Russia. Only good places....

I'm still trying to think of a tie-in joke about a chef and a morgue worker, it's a natural, I just can't tie it together

 

[tyler.durden]

I'm still trying to think of a tie-in joke about a chef and a morgue worker, it's a natural, I just can't tie it together

What a movie...

 

[mysunnyboy]

Mutherfucker
What won’t I break?!!!!!

Jabba the hut? I’m not a Star Wars person so I don’t know his name, but I’ve seen the face.

 

[Metasynth]

Mutherfucker
What won’t I break?!!!!!
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Lol rip nectar collector.
Summer 2019-Feb 2020

 

[curious2garden]

I'm still trying to think of a tie-in joke about a chef and a morgue worker, it's a natural, I just can't tie it together

Soylent Green, franchises.

 

[curious2garden]

Mutherfucker
What won’t I break?!!!!!
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My heart?

 

[mysunnyboy]

My heart?

I would never break your heart.

 

[lokie]

Soylent Green, franchises.

 

[jerryb73]

I would never break your heart.

Bro, does your wife make you stand by her in the store and tell you not to touch anything

 

[mysunnyboy]

Bro, does your wife make you stand by her in the store and tell you not to touch anything

And I always have to wear this crazy hat (notice the WHERE ARE YOU bell)

 

[FresnoFarmer]

Cajun chicken alfredo on the menu tonight.

 

[mysunnyboy]

Day 3,007
PT insists on coming out

 

[mysunnyboy]

OH OH how could I forget, the &@!#%*^ refrigerator broke. $10,000 worth of Humira in there

 

[Bareback]

OH OH how could I forget, the &@!#%*^ refrigerator broke. $10,000 worth of Humira in there

Ouch, both doses huh?

Auto inject ,self injection or the new less painful one????

 

[mysunnyboy]

Ouch, both doses huh?

Auto inject ,self injection or the new less painful one????

Auto and yes it was both doses from fedex yesterday boo. It doesn’t hurt at all, citrate free. The red pen.
Also the wife’s insulin and aimovig, and food lol I drank my fairlife chocolate milk to save it lol
She’s screaming at the home warranty ppl on the phone, oh man she never screams.

 

[raratt]

she never screams.

She did for me...

 

[raratt]

That was right down the center of the plate, I HAD to hit it.

 

[tyler.durden]

That was right down the center of the plate, I HAD to hit it.

The ball and his wife, apparently...

 

[pabloesqobar]

^^^^
*her