Budzbuddha
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Gloryhole the fence unless they have a pit ..
Ways to fuck your neighbor WITHOUT jail time
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Metasynth
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...or else it becomes a goryhole
shrxhky420
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All this because your reading comprehension sucks and I pointed it out. Your post was not relevant to the original post.
That was what my post stated, and not only to you. But you're the big bad tough guy!
Yeah, yeah, fuck me. Look you hurt my feels now I'm crying.
You tell everyone to fuck off when you do something stupid? Triggered much?
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Moldy
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I've got a neighbor that has the back deck light on 24/7 and they don't even live there! They're from Cali and bought a cheap (250K) house in back of me. I'm so fucking mad I can't see stars and shit in the mornings. It's like a Chinese water torture. The fucking thing just eats at me. The bulb burned out once but when they came to visit, or whatever the fuck they're doing, they put in a new light and turned the bastard on again. So shooting it out wouldn't help. They'd just replace it. Talking to them is like giving them the pleasure of knowing they're pissing me off. Oh well...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Last house I rented, the next door neighbor had a security light that would randomly turn on and off. I think it was so sensitive that grass growing triggered it. That harshed many a “binocular night” for me.
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Singlemalt
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pellet rifle. They visit, replace it; leave, you pop it again. Eventually they will get the idea and in the mean time you get target practice and skill improvement
Metasynth
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I used to know someone who had a street light outside their bedroom window. I was surprised a pellet gun would work against a heavy duty street light...The city replaced it like 7 times before they finally gave up and left it broken.
But I still don’t see how this is gonna help you get laid.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Nothing sexier than a man with a pellet rifle
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Nice job throwing @GreatwhiteNorth under the bus. It is very unlikely that he did it. He is currently wearing swimmies lounging on a beach in the Dominican Republic getting slowly hammered off drinks with umbrellas in them.
cannabineer
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Couch_Lock
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That moderator , not long ago, quoted me and said I shouldn't talk politics in this thread. I never have, so his credibility is zero in my book. I don't have a good sense of humor, I can admit this. But I know what I post, and I don't delete something I said. I let it stand, get critiqued or not. I don't know anybody here in RL, so why would I care?
Singlemalt
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You forgot to say "fuck you" to cannabineer. Waiting for mine now
Singlemalt
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You’re being something of a lout about what was plainly a benign tease.
ceterum censeo I do not know why you would care, but the high level of grudge-bearing rancor you’re bringing is diagnostic: you do care.
In any case, I believe you need to escalate your anger posting. You are close to but not arrived at “entertaining enough”.
cannabineer
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Wait for it ...You forgot to say "fuck you" to cannabineer. Waiting for mine now
Couch_Lock
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Nah, I never had problems with Cabineer. Being falsely accused of something enrages me. Aside from that, not much does.
Metasynth
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Translation:
“Motherfucker, you think this is the first time I’ve fought someone naked with my dick hanging out?! En garde, bitch!”