What did you accomplish today?
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Laughing Grass
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lol I'm slow to pick up on most of the innuendo around here.I was referring to his unit..was a joke.
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MICHI-CAN
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2" stroke? You should be in porn.
cannabineer
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To close the circle: Innuendo is the #1 selling brand of suppository in Italy.lol I'm slow to pick up on most of the innuendo around here.
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see? Boof reference
cannabineer
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That stroke is a bore
DarkWeb
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LOL I'll just keep quiet.......
Laughing Grass
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Third time's the charm.To close the circle: Innuendo is the #1 selling brand of suppository in Italy.
see? Boof reference
MICHI-CAN
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STo close the circle: Innuendo is the #1 selling brand of suppository in Italy.
see? Boof reference
I think DaVincci's Notebook wrote a song for you. It will cheer you up. You'll know the one when you search.
DarkWeb
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LOL I'm gonna have to go listen to that.
MICHI-CAN
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You're looking for "My enormous penis". The song. Not mine you pervs.
jerryb73
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Lol. I used to manage a restaurant and I always had the cute girls taking orders. When things would “ go over their head” or they would say something dumb. I would say, “ you’re so pretty though” I think that applies herelol I'm slow to pick up on most of the innuendo around here.
Had this one who got the phrase often. Took her a couple months probably to figure it out. She thought I was complimenting her, her face when she found out I wasn’t. Priceless
MICHI-CAN
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I've never known a cute girl to take orders. Or follow directions for that matter.Lol. I used to manage a restaurant and I always had the cute girls taking orders. When things would “ go over their head” or they would say something dumb. I would say, “ you’re so pretty though” I think that applies here
DarkWeb
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That is funny as hell
lokie
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Never by accident. Back in the day we would shotgun every time a joint was lit.
You take a hit, turn it around, then blow back to your partner.
Another method involves a little more complexity than simply blowing smoke in someone’s face. In lieu of taking the hit from the blunt, you can invert the blunt to position the lit part in the center of your mouth (as in the picture above) and blow at an increasing intensity, while the other person catches the stream of smoke and sucks in until they have received an adequate hit. Although this may seem tricky at first, with a bit of practice it can be great fun delivering an amazing blast to the face. Personally, I recommend using your teeth or pursing your lips on the center of the blunt to avoid slipping and potentially burning the inside of your mouth. The one downside to this method is that the person giving the shotgun will not get much, if any, smoke, because they are dedicated to delivering it.
It was a lot of fun then. I could not imagine doing it today.
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MICHI-CAN
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Does inhaling a roach, mid hit, as you see the principal rounding the corner behind the gym?
jerryb73
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Agreed. Like shotgunning a beer.. no thanks. LolIt was a lot of fun then. I could not imagine doing it today.
raratt
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A seed in a roach that acts like popcorn at the time you are finishing it and it leaves a round burn in your throat.
MICHI-CAN
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Shrimp Ramen. Problem solved or just begun.
DarkWeb
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Little garlic and olive oil in a pan throw in the shrimp after a few......all while the waters boiling.....easy can do it while you smoke one. Capers and sundried tomatoes would be nice too.