There’s no toilet paper anywhere because socialism

Herb & Suds

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So is socialism the reason we can't find 91% isopropyl alcohol anywhere including Amazon
Cause my bongs are dirty, but I have been blaming Trump?
 

schuylaar

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he has frightened me since the day he got elected...
i woke up and saw my roommate in the kitchen he had this look on his face..i said 'who died..' when he told me Trumpy* won..i got the piss shiver and goosebumps..never forget the look on his face or the feeling that we're doomed.

where were you when you heard, men and what did you think- just in that moment?
 

ebcrew

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Ok so which one of u people are the assholes that bought more toilet paper then you need. If you bought more then let's say 3 packs of toilet paper your part of the problem
 

schuylaar

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I was just taking a break from trimming up some plants. I really didn't need to hear that. You've spoiled the rest of what was supposed to be an enjoyable harvest.
well fast food dumps are bulky and extra stinky..i can understand his frustration at what everyone else doesn't do which is the need to flush it many times to get it down..the stench just wafts and gets carried with him under his coat or shirt. Methane is a gas that rises and it rises right into your clothing but you don't know it because it's your backside.

everyone else knows..only friends will tell you about these things:wink:

 
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schuylaar

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I’ve got some extra kittens if y’all need something to wipe your ass with, or something to eat.

Or both.

In that order
there's plenty of things to wipe with other than toilet paper if necessary- worst case scenario is homemade bidet, men..women do this after birth because they can't wipe. Squeeze bottle with warm water works well..it actually feels good..then pat dry yourself with hand towel.
 

blu3bird

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i woke up and saw my roommate in the kitchen he had this look on his face..i said 'who died..' when he told me Trumpy* won..i got the piss shiver and goosebumps..never forget the look on his face or the feeling that we're doomed.

where were you when you heard, men and what did you think- just in that moment?
I was at Sensations gentleman's club in GR that night. I remember doing snakebite shots (Yukon Jack/lemon juice) with the bartender and talking her into giving me a couple lap dances because there were only 3-4 customers in that night, including me.

In all honesty, I only had one thing on my mind that I was thinking that night and it was having the bartender crawl all over me in the VIP

I wasn't really pissed off until the next day when the reality hit and I realized I spent $400 tipping that hot bartender and now Trump is President for 4 years
 
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