cannabineer
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I remember a spurious commercial for Puppy Uppers and Doggie Downers
It was the 80s
just dogs
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It was the 80s
BarnBuster
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I don't know what you're talking about, what Ball?
BarnBuster
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When they would do this, I'd pull out "my" ball, (all the better if it was squeaky ball) and turn by back and do the "oh isn't this nice BALL". {squeak} I'm going OUTSIDE to PLAY with my BALL. {squeak} lol.I miss my big dogs.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
So I washed pupper today. He emphatically hated it. So I bugged out and came home with frozen crap onion rings. Suddenly all is forgiven.
BarnBuster
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
you mean chew chains
BarnBuster
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raratt
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An old tired-looking dog wanders into a guy's yard. He examines the dog's collar and feels his well-fed belly and knows the dog has a home.
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
The dog follows him into the house, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep. The man thinks its rather odd, but lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
The next day the dog comes back and scratches at the door. The guy opens the door, the dog comes in, goes down the hall, jumps on the couch, gets comfortable and falls asleep again. The man lets him sleep. After about an hour the dog wakes up, walks to the door and the guy lets him out. The dog wags his tale and leaves.
This goes on for days. The guy grows really curious, so he pins a note on the dog's collar: "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house every day."
The next day the dog arrives with another note pinned to his collar: "He lives in a home with four children -- he's trying to catch up on his sleep. Can I come with him tomorrow?'
ANC
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We don't get those over here.
You going to share the hot dogs with him or just the beer?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Oh he gets lotsa hot dog nibbles. He loved those frozen onion rings, and turns his nose up at the beer, works for me.
You offered? I'm shocked