Most Stupid Things

NO GROW

NO GROW

Well-Known Member
Erniedytn said:
I was at work one morning blowed outta my mind, and my boss bought us breakfast. I slammed down my McMuffin or whatever it was and began looking for my drink. I saw what I thougtht was my Coke on the bench, so I grab it up and kill it. I was about 3 gulps in when I realize exactly how warm this drink is. I take it away from my mouth and look at it, and it has like crusty old food around the rim. Needeles to say it was a drink left there from the night before by one of our customers. Once I started thinking about wtf that could be on the rim, and god only knows who's drink that was, I barfed my guts out.:spew:
Click to expand...
I cringed when i read this......UUUhgggggg
 
NO GROW

NO GROW

Well-Known Member
pandabear said:
when I was younger and living with my parents it was time for dinner and i was sooo blazed , so I sat down for dinner with them and realized my food wasnt hot enough so I went to put it in the microwave.

well I tried to type in the cooking time and hit start but the fucking thing wouldnt start!! I was so high so I thought to myself to make sure, I was like im doing everything right why isnt it starting!! so I turn around to my parents and say, "hey! the microwave isnt working. it wont turn on"

Well, right then at that very second that I said that I realized that my hand was still on the microwave door and I was holding it open! my parents were looking at me like I was nuts! so real quik is said "just Kidding":mrgreen: and closed the microwave door and hit start:blsmoke:

man I used to hate being high around my parents. still do to this day and Im a big boy now:mrgreen:
Click to expand...
I done this yesterday and i was sober..My girls looked at me like I was a moron or something.
 
Chiceh

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
nongreenthumb said:
What are some of the most stupid things you have said or thought while stoned?

I'll get us underway.

While cooking something in the microwave, I said to my girlfriend damn that microwave is loud maybe i should turn it down on the volume button.

I actually thought the timer dial was a volume dial
Click to expand...
This one time, pretty stoned with some friends. We decides to go out to get some food. We are all trying to get out the door first to say "shotgun" for the front seat. We were all running out the garage door but it was closed, my arm went all the way through the glass and sliced my under forearm up. I didn't even notice my arm cut cause I just broke my friends window. All of sudden, my arm exploded with blood everywhere and I passed out. When I came too, I was in the hospital getting many stiches in my arm. Freaky stupid shit.
 
HighPhi

HighPhi

Well-Known Member
fdd2blk said:
i was in my garage playing with my motorcycle. i was sitting on it with it running in neutral. i was revving the engine and pretending i was flying down the road. after a few minutes of make believe i stood up and leaned it over onto the kickstand. woops, kickstand wasn't down. it fell over in between my legs. broke 2 lights.
Click to expand...

hahahahahahahaah
 
P

phatptrck1

Well-Known Member
I was at my friends house the other day blazed as could be, and one of my friends was talking to me about how he wanted to drink but his dad would be pissed if he found out.

I remember telling him, "Dude, you're eighteen...kill him."

I didn't realize how retarded that was.

And yesterday when I went to Dunkin Donuts blazed as fuck to get an iced coffee, I told the lady she forgot to give me a straw. Then she told me that I was holding it in my hand. When I was driving off, she told me I should stop smoking :lol:

I had a couple perks in me as well, so I was pretty f'd up.
 
ramblerpimp209

ramblerpimp209

Well-Known Member
phatptrck1 said:
I was at my friends house the other day blazed as could be, and one of my friends was talking to me about how he wanted to drink but his dad would be pissed if he found out.

I remember telling him, "Dude, you're eighteen...kill him."

I didn't realize how retarded that was.

And yesterday when I went to Dunkin Donuts blazed as fuck to get an iced coffee, I told the lady she forgot to give me a straw. Then she told me that I was holding it in my hand. When I was driving off, she told me I should stop smoking :lol:

I had a couple perks in me as well, so I was pretty f'd up.
Click to expand...

I hope you don't live anywhere by me or my kids. Driving on perks and weed is pretty fucking stupid. Grow up and stop being a liability before somebody does get killed.
 
P

phatptrck1

Well-Known Member
Calm down peeps, I needed a fucking iced coffee. if at any time i felt i couldnt operate the vehicle I would have pulled over. comprehend?
 
T

tekken

Active Member
I was at work one morning blowed outta my mind, and my boss bought us breakfast. I slammed down my McMuffin or whatever it was and began looking for my drink. I saw what I thougtht was my Coke on the bench, so I grab it up and kill it. I was about 3 gulps in when I realize exactly how warm this drink is. I take it away from my mouth and look at it, and it has like crusty old food around the rim. Needeles to say it was a drink left there from the night before by one of our customers. Once I started thinking about wtf that could be on the rim, and god only knows who's drink that was, I barfed my guts out.:spew:

that is fkn hilarious!!!!!!!! did everyone laugh? i would of felt so sick , customer probably spat in the drink.
 
NO GROW

NO GROW

Well-Known Member
One time I was sitting up late as hell and I couldnt sleep so I thought I would (milk my snake) if you know what I mean. I thought maybe it would help me sleep. So anyway i'm doing the deed and I wake up with my viana sausage in my hand. LOL I fell asleep on my couch in the middle of masterbation.

I thought it was hilarious.
 
nongreenthumb

nongreenthumb

Well-Known Member
NO GROW said:
One time I was sitting up late as hell and I couldnt sleep so I thought I would (milk my snake) if you know what I mean. I thought maybe it would help me sleep. So anyway i'm doing the deed and I wake up with my viana sausage in my hand. LOL I fell asleep on my couch in the middle of masterbation.

I thought it was hilarious.
Click to expand...

erm,...thanks for sharing

I'm speechless
 
NO GROW

NO GROW

Well-Known Member
what you didn't like my story.... It was a while back and I dont know how I feel asleep but looking back now it really makes me laugh.
 
P

phatptrck1

Well-Known Member
This happened to me last night, actually.

I was at my friends house, and couldn't find my truck keys. I was baked, but that's a given. Anyhow, I couldn't remember if I had taken my keys out, or left them in the ignition(which would mean someone stole them). After hours of freaking out, and after going through my truck about five times, I realized that I hadn't yet looked in my cup holder. Low and behold, there they were.
 
Erniedytn

Erniedytn

Master of Mayhem
OK so the other night I'm cookin some fries in the deep fryer. I use the timer on the microwave because it's easy. I'm standin there talkin to my girl in the kitchen and the timer goes off. I walk over to the microwave, open the door, and stand there staring. My girl is like "That was the timer for the fries baby, they're in the deep fryer not the microwave." So we laugh it off, I drop the second batch of fries and reset the timer. Five minutes later the timer goes off, and once again, I walk to the microwave and open the door. I caught was I was doing the 2nd time and we both died laughing. We were extremely BLOWED:bigjoint:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top