It's actually pretty sad.
I know man. It really is. I try not to make fun of people, but that guy kinda asks for it.
Thanks for the BlueLab tip. That shit is golden, lol. Anyways I got my probe yesterday and didn't have the KCL solution yet so I added a bit of water like the instructions said since the probe wasn't fully submerged.
It worked awesome, and I'm super stoked to finally have a reliable pH meter. I wasn't too sure about the water thing even though BlueLab suggested it, so after our last conversation I dumped all the water and filled it with the pure KCL solution that arrived today. I planned on doing that anyways just to be safe, but I did it the minute after hearing your words of wisdom. Seriously though, thanks again man, and now I'll stop hijacking this guys thread, lol.