Woo, tester report time!
Tester Report: Garfunkle
Popped all 10 seeds, ended up taking 5 females into flower. Between those 5, I had 2 tall stretchers, 2 mediums, and a short, squat plant that really stacked up.
Flower Time: Like most hashplant variants, none of these needed to go for an extended period of time. On the taller pheno’s, I chopped at day 58-60, with 95% cloudy 5% amber Trichomes. The mediums were taken at day 63-65 or so with the same coverage, and I let the short chunker go 70 days to about 10%+ amber. I am satisfied with my choices, and I think this plant has a rather large harvest window depending on growers personal preferences.
Stretch: As previously stated, I had 1 plant that stayed short and tight, 2 that about doubled in height, and 2 that went about 2.5 times in size. The spacing on the shorter pheno’s seemed to be a little more tight, where the taller ones had the same amount of nodes, but spread a little further apart.
Issues: I feel like I’m doing something wrong by how few issues I found with this plant. She prayed from day 1 of flower all the way to harvest. Did not show any signs of stress from either under or overfeeding. A breeze to grow, photogenic all steps of the way.
Yield: Possibly the only “issue” with this plant, thie yields are not really the biggest. Medium to Medium-high, depending on growers ability and conditions. The medium stretching plants were the biggest yielders, with the taller ones being the frostiest. However, the nugs this plant does yield are of the highest quality, some for the personal headstash for sure.
Aroma: While the plants were flowering they all had a sort of fruity garbage juice smell, like rotting strawberries and earthy hashy undertones. Now after a few weeks in the jar, the taller pheno’s are smelling more like savory pasteries, with some cheezy tones to them The shorter pheno’s were of rotting grapefruits and citrus. The big chunky short girl had very citrusy tones to her, less rotten and more fresh.
Taste/effects: With the taller, more savory pheno’s, the taste leans towards a spicy, hashy full bodied smoke, it lingers in the throat and lungs. The citrusy pheno’s taste like they smell, with a mouthcoating quality that sticks around. The effects of the spicy hash seem to come up more rapidly, with sedation felt almost immedietly upon exhale. Its citrus counterpart follows quickly, but doesnt have that punch that is felt as you release. Both very very stoney, narcotic smokes. You are not going to be doing much after, which is what I love in a hashplant cross.
Bag Appeal: All 5 plants look a little different, and to me they all look beautiful. Included is what I deem a standout but appropriate representation of what each plant provided, all covered in frosty trichomes and resin, very dense to the touch, with the savory pheno’s being almost rock hard. A smaller nug in the grinder provides way more smoke than it would seem. I will let you be the judge of how appealing they are to you.
Overall Impression: I luck out with testers somehow, because this was another treasure to have in the garden. Completely non fussy, just prayed the entire time, frosted early, gave off plenty of stink, grew quickly, and has that hashplant stone I’m after. I think the mom must have some vigor and fiest to her, she came through quite a bit. Hashplant dad has a tendency to dominate in the opinions of many whom I respect, and I agree with that. However, Dumpster was really able to shine in a variety of pheno’s. While she was not the largest provider, what was yielded was the highest quality headstash, and will be kept closely by. I think anybody looking for the same kind of dick in the dirt nighttime smokes would be more than pleased.
I am reallybigjesusfreak/dinopartychucks and I approve this tester report.
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