I punched a kid in his fucking throat today!

kmog33

kmog33

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tangerinegreen555 said:
I wonder if the dix supply chain will hold up?

Will the smoker be empty or full in June?

I shop at a local farm market that butchers their own. I'm good until everybody starts going there, right now they have nice business with a bunch of regulars.

I also have an old buddy from work who butchers pigs. I never got one from him but other guys I worked with did. You have to buy half a pig but I'm not sure if he'd sell me the back half or the front half.

These damn microbes are spying all the good dix and trying to fuck everything up.
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Don’t worry, if you run out of dix, there is a huge supply here at Riu ripe for the picking ;)
 
sneakyfoot

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Wow this thread has taught me a lot about myself. Sent me down a super f"n weird rabbithole (which I preceded to punch in the throat). Caused a spontaneous crotch mess. So I had to search all the porn sites for Throat Punch Suprise, Mom. So 2hrs later. Lol posting.

But on the flipside of this, countless cures have been found by total accident . So I think that, if those patients did have the Rona. They are now Rona free with one divine healing Suprise Troat Punch to cure and as preventative procedure of Rona. We need to go corner store to corner store to do all the R&D to prove this theory for the future. I'm down to help with research Gary. If I'm wrong we still get to punch some throats and suk all the dix inbetween #Dr. Garygoodsons Jesus hand Suprise.
 
Gary Goodson

Gary Goodson

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Heavysmoker86 said:
Buddy you would have done that to me and I’d call my attorney real fast. You would have a law suit coming in a hurry.
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Oh for real? You got attorneys and shit?

We don’t like your kind around here. With your snitching ass.

Now take your weak ass to sleep and keep your punk ass kids away from me. Or else I’ll throat punch you and those sperm donations right the fuck out.


btw, you’re not the first to try...


oh never mind
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srh88

srh88

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Heavysmoker86 said:
Buddy you would have done that to me and I’d call my attorney real fast. You would have a law suit coming in a hurry.
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Gary Goodson said:
Oh for real? You got attorneys and shit?

We don’t like your kind around here. With your snitching ass.

Now take your weak ass to sleep and keep your punk ass kids away from me. Or else I’ll throat punch you and those sperm donations right the fuck out.


btw, you’re not the first to try...


oh never mind
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Laughing Grass

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Gary Goodson said:
So I was at the corner store trying to buy beer and this kid comes running up to me while I’m in line. I didn’t know what this lil corona infected child was doing. So as he’s running up to me I rear back like a baseball pitcher and launch and full force punch right to this little mother fuckers throat!!! No fucks we’re giving just then.

His mother is on the other side of the store. I guess her maternal instincts kicked in because she comes running over to where I’m at. Keep in mind I’m still in bust a bitch I’m her face mode. So guess what I do?!

Take a guess, I’ll give you one...


ok, I’m still waiting Fuck face!

Yup, you guessed it, I punched her bitch ass in the throat too!

Now her and her corona ass kid are gasping for air because I throat punched both of them bitches. The fucking cashier is screaming and the customers are all in shock.

I felt like I had no choice but to just walk out that bitch and go home. Mind you, with the case of beer in my hand.

point of the story is, I got a free case of beer!
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