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Testers from bodhi seeds
"What is the Heart? A flower opening."
~ Rumi
Environment: Grown in organic dirt in a 4x4 tent under low power LEDs. Happy plants throughout. At day 45v, I transplanted to 10gal bags, watered them in heavy, and then left them unattended for 15 days while out of town.
Before:
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They did great!
I used straight R/O water the whole way aside from a topdress of malted barley, kelp/alfalfa, and EWC at transplant. Flipped when they hit 2mo old, they flowered 10 full weeks. Very sturdy stems despite 3x stretch, they were defoliated a couple times, leaving plenty for a reveg if necessary.
She's quirky, too. This is the first strain I've ever grown that, at lights out every night in veg and flower, produces a very distinct green vegetal smell, an exhale like a genie floating thru the carbon filter. It's kinda like fresh cut grass and really obvious. Very unique spirit.
The only stress was me stupidly underwatering the last 4wks (they're very drought tolerant - whole tent only got 12gal of water the last month), low light intensity from defective LED drivers, and perhaps a pinhole light leak.
Not loud in flower, they had a roasted garlic and onion curry, pizza herbs and skunky funk the first half, then later they got very citrusy.
Dried, it's got that old school bag appeal, stinkier every day, TK all the way. Samples were vaped and/or smoked in a fatty.
Pheno 1: View attachment 4557203 79g of solid buds. Nice plant produced spears as tops and conical lower buds. Good frost, easy trim, smells just like my favorite IPA (Pliny the Younger). For homebrewers, this smells like a boiling wort. Minty mouth coating dank & sour OG flavor. Creeper effects keep building and building until it's mind bending but not overwhelming. 7.5/10 potency. Somehow it kept me detached but functional for 2hrs+. Anti-inflammatory for aching joints and gives some pain relief. Pheno 2: View attachment 4557204 52g of the frostiest, leafiest, most potent of the bunch. Smallest plant that went wide instead of tall. It's herbal and minty and rubbery in the jar, exploding into dank stank in the grinder. Tastes like marshmallows and minty toothpaste. Immediate effects come on in waves, faster heartbeat, trippy visuals - extra super baked like chems. Maybe more than chems. 10/10 potency. Dumbfounding and relaxing after blastoff, it's cartoony like mild shrooms yet still functional. Effects last 3-4hrs or more. Pheno 4: View attachment 4557205 74g and a nicer looking version of pheno #2. Fuller buds, less leafy, still frosty. Bigger plant, louder than all her siblings, sweet citrus in the 2nd half of flower. Sweet & sour berry milkshake in the jar becomes extra mouth coating sour, cheesy OG funk + baked goods in the vape. Imagine a strawberry rhubarb pie made with extra stinky canna butter, then topped with parmesan cheese and slightly overcooked so it's got a toasted flavor. This one's the ultimate memory loss drug. Very sedating but scrambles my brains. 8.5/10 potency. One way rocket ship to the couch. Lasts 2hrs+. Pheno 6: View attachment 4557206 87g and obviously the biggest producer in flower, but also the mildest smell. Dried and cured, she has the fewest terps until you grind it, which transforms it into fresh hops. Grinds fluffy and coarse, perfect for hogs legs. Smooth smoke has a mild flavor, sour, vegetal, and this is gonna sound weird - almost like roasted romaine wedges with a balsamic glaze - but it's unexpectedly good! Racy head rush to start, gives me the spins. Feels like being drunk at first, then can't focus on anything, scatterbrained until it finally calms down about 30min in. 7/10 potency overall. Oddly, this one becomes a functional day-brightener while also relaxing. Don't try to do anything right after smoking. Lasts 2hrs. Pheno 7: View attachment 4557207 68g from the 2nd smallest plant in the garden, she was my favorite for looks with her sexy suntan and easy trimming. She really surprised in cure to become another toasty, baked goods, hoppy, brewery smelling pheno. Surprisingly, that turns into dill pickles and mint when ground up. The flavor is bitter dryer sheets, toast, acidic nutty coffee. Another creeper, but after 10min it's heavy eyelids with a head trip. Disconnected from body, mildly psychedelic like others. 8.5/10 potency. Very clear eyesight, becoming more visual/psychedelic over time. 3hrs later it's time for a nap.
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Medicinal value? Yeah, could be good for many. Pain relief, anti-inflammatory, anti-anxiety in some phenos, and mild psychedelic effects in others.
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Overall impression? Clones well, vigorous, extra stretchy in flower, even revegged great, but throws a few nanners so keep your spray bottle n tweezers out. Smooth smoke, great flavors, small yields of 100% headstash. Delicious after a few weeks curing.
Keeper? Yep. This is the heady indica I was looking for. Although I prefer rocket ships, every pheno's good. Hope bodhi makes more.
"Be crumbled.
So wild flowers will come up where you are.
You have been stony for too many years.
Try something different.
Surrender."
~ Rumi
I'm confident my skill level is still too low, my reporting is amature at best, and I refuse to IG for now.I wish I was on bodhi's list for freebies... alas, ill keep spamming him hopefully Mrs. B will come across it and take pity on me, haha!
I resisted joining Instagram forever. It is both pretty awesome and the danger zone if you already spend too much on seeds.I'm confident my skill level is still too low, my reporting is amature at best, and I refuse to IG for now.
I just don't want Zucked again.I resisted joining Instagram forever. It is both pretty awesome and the danger zone if you already spend too much on seeds.
If I had space for several tents/rooms, I'd be into the idea maybe, but then I'd likely also have a little more skill by then too. Then there's the issue of plant numbers. I can only run 12 for me. I could become a caregiver again and get 5 patients and run 60, but current space does not allow for that. We'll see what happens this fall after some remodeling.Ayup. The way I look at it is, you're growing their seeds, which may or may not be awesome, and the reward is trying something new and hopefully getting a bunch of good herb out of it.
ETA: They request you start a certain #, but the whole back is best.
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Testers from bodhi seeds
"What is the Heart? A flower opening."
~ Rumi
Environment: Grown in organic dirt in a 4x4 tent under low power LEDs. Happy plants throughout. At day 45v, I transplanted to 10gal bags, watered them in heavy, and then left them unattended for 15 days while out of town.
Before:
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and after:
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They did great!
I used straight R/O water the whole way aside from a topdress of malted barley, kelp/alfalfa, and EWC at transplant. Flipped when they hit 2mo old, they flowered 10 full weeks. Very sturdy stems despite 3x stretch, they were defoliated a couple times, leaving plenty for a reveg if necessary.
She's quirky, too. This is the first strain I've ever grown that, at lights out every night in veg and flower, produces a very distinct green vegetal smell, an exhale like a genie floating thru the carbon filter. It's kinda like fresh cut grass and really obvious. Very unique spirit.
The only stress was me stupidly underwatering the last 4wks (they're very drought tolerant - whole tent only got 12gal of water the last month), low light intensity from defective LED drivers, and perhaps a pinhole light leak.
Not loud in flower, they had a roasted garlic and onion curry, pizza herbs and skunky funk the first half, then later they got very citrusy.
Dried, it's got that old school bag appeal, stinkier every day, TK all the way. Samples were vaped and/or smoked in a fatty.
Pheno 1: View attachment 4557203 79g of solid buds. Nice plant produced spears as tops and conical lower buds. Good frost, easy trim, smells just like my favorite IPA (Pliny the Younger). For homebrewers, this smells like a boiling wort. Minty mouth coating dank & sour OG flavor. Creeper effects keep building and building until it's mind bending but not overwhelming. 7.5/10 potency. Somehow it kept me detached but functional for 2hrs+. Anti-inflammatory for aching joints and gives some pain relief. Pheno 2: View attachment 4557204 52g of the frostiest, leafiest, most potent of the bunch. Smallest plant that went wide instead of tall. It's herbal and minty and rubbery in the jar, exploding into dank stank in the grinder. Tastes like marshmallows and minty toothpaste. Immediate effects come on in waves, faster heartbeat, trippy visuals - extra super baked like chems. Maybe more than chems. 10/10 potency. Dumbfounding and relaxing after blastoff, it's cartoony like mild shrooms yet still functional. Effects last 3-4hrs or more. Pheno 4: View attachment 4557205 74g and a nicer looking version of pheno #2. Fuller buds, less leafy, still frosty. Bigger plant, louder than all her siblings, sweet citrus in the 2nd half of flower. Sweet & sour berry milkshake in the jar becomes extra mouth coating sour, cheesy OG funk + baked goods in the vape. Imagine a strawberry rhubarb pie made with extra stinky canna butter, then topped with parmesan cheese and slightly overcooked so it's got a toasted flavor. This one's the ultimate memory loss drug. Very sedating but scrambles my brains. 8.5/10 potency. One way rocket ship to the couch. Lasts 2hrs+. Pheno 6: View attachment 4557206 87g and obviously the biggest producer in flower, but also the mildest smell. Dried and cured, she has the fewest terps until you grind it, which transforms it into fresh hops. Grinds fluffy and coarse, perfect for hogs legs. Smooth smoke has a mild flavor, sour, vegetal, and this is gonna sound weird - almost like roasted romaine wedges with a balsamic glaze - but it's unexpectedly good! Racy head rush to start, gives me the spins. Feels like being drunk at first, then can't focus on anything, scatterbrained until it finally calms down about 30min in. 7/10 potency overall. Oddly, this one becomes a functional day-brightener while also relaxing. Don't try to do anything right after smoking. Lasts 2hrs. Pheno 7: View attachment 4557207 68g from the 2nd smallest plant in the garden, she was my favorite for looks with her sexy suntan and easy trimming. She really surprised in cure to become another toasty, baked goods, hoppy, brewery smelling pheno. Surprisingly, that turns into dill pickles and mint when ground up. The flavor is bitter dryer sheets, toast, acidic nutty coffee. Another creeper, but after 10min it's heavy eyelids with a head trip. Disconnected from body, mildly psychedelic like others. 8.5/10 potency. Very clear eyesight, becoming more visual/psychedelic over time. 3hrs later it's time for a nap.
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Medicinal value? Yeah, could be good for many. Pain relief, anti-inflammatory, anti-anxiety in some phenos, and mild psychedelic effects in others.
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Overall impression? Clones well, vigorous, extra stretchy in flower, even revegged great, but throws a few nanners so keep your spray bottle n tweezers out. Smooth smoke, great flavors, small yields of 100% headstash. Delicious after a few weeks curing.
Keeper? Yep. This is the heady indica I was looking for. Although I prefer rocket ships, every pheno's good. Hope bodhi makes more.
"Be crumbled.
So wild flowers will come up where you are.
You have been stony for too many years.
Try something different.
Surrender."
~ Rumi
Fantastic writeup! Thank you!Triangle Kush x Iraqi Evaluation & Smoke Report
Excellent report, but is nobody going to mention the bed of human teeth in that last picture!
A dentist or serial killer. lol.Excellent report, but is nobody going to mention the bed of human teeth in that last picture!
yesA dentist or serial killer. lol.
thank you for a great review.Tester Report: Yager Hashplant (Yager x 88G13HP)
I have never experienced the Yager mother before, but having had a decent amount of experience with the dad, I was curious to see what traits he would let shine through. Unfortunately, out of the whole pack I only ended up with 1 female to take to flower. That female was one of the smallest plants in veg, and I admit I did not have high hopes for her in the beginning.
Flower Time: Like most hashplant crosses, at least for me, she seemed to be looking real nice and done around 65-70 days or so from flip. It could surely come down a week earlier than that if needed, without sacrificing a huge amount of quality. I just prefer the plants on the done, done side.
Stretch: From the other plants I saw in veg, the stretch on this plant appears to be on the shorter side. The female I took to flower Maybe only grew .5 times bigger, she hardly stretched at all. It looked like that although the nodal spacing was further apart on others, none would stretch more than double original height in flower. The female that did make it through flower was loaded with buds all up and down the stock, lack of stretch did not cause a lack of filling out! Did not need to be staked up at all the entire grow, short branching and minimum stretch helped keep its strength.
Issues: Really the only issue I had, which ends up just being how the cookie crumbles, is that I only had 1 female to base this report off of. I had a plant that I thought was a hermed female, but after much inspection and discussion with @Nube, we both decided that it looked more like a solid male than a hermed female. Otherwise, this is not a plant that I would be trying to SCROG into a cash crop. Grew very nicely as a single dominant cola plant, I’d imagine if you wanted to grow a bush shaped plant that it would take a long time to veg to the shape you are looking for.
Yield: Small yield from small plant but that is to be expected. What was yielded was rock hard, resinous, stinky glandular covered nugs of the highest quality. I believe it was somewhere near an oz dried.
Aroma: She is a sweet stinker! Stem rubs while growing gave off smells of sweet skunky hash, with hints of anise and medicine. Curing in the jar it smells like you just popped open a bottle of Simply Orange Juice. Smells very smooth, and while not quite citrusey, it really does remind me of orange juice, with less focus on the orange part. Another way I can describe it is orange juice with sweaty gym socks on the tail end, a little bit of that sweet sweat funk.
Taste/Effect: Just like I like it, she’s another nighttime knockout! Great potency, great for chilling on the sofa with your thoughts. Flavor is similiar to the taste, except a bit sweeter on the inhale, and kinda earthy/kushywith some sweetness on the exhale. Fast onset, hits you all over. I generally notice when it will hit you in the face/behind the eyes first, and I did not quite get that from this, more of an overall stone that envelops your whole body. She has a high potency to her that would make this a great strain for stoner veterans to turn to for a chill out smoke. I prefer a bong rip or two of it, a joint may be too much for one person to endeavor alone. One nice bong load will have me going downstairs to refill my water, spending 20 minutes down there, and coming back with a board game and no memory of why I went in the first place.
Bag Appeal: She’s a beaut! They nugs are even more appealing in hand than in photos. Covered in trichomes, you can tell she’s a stunner right away. When you pick up a little nug, its suprising how heavy and dense they are. They dont look airy or fluffy, but ts still surprising how much flower is in each one. Nice crispy outside with a good bit of springiness in the middle still. Absolutely reeks after being broke open and placed in the grinder. Its the kind of bud that clings and sticks all over the pegs in the grinder, you gotta get a toothpick to push it all down its so sticky! This is the kind of nugs that people who dont know anything about weed would say looks like high quality weed, and it lives up to its appearance!
Overall Impression: I would like to say I do not think I did this test justice with only finding one female in the pack. The lady I did find was quite a headstash keeper. All of the other plants had vegged faster and bigger than she did, leading me to believe this was more of a runt pheno, and she has the potential to be a bigger producer. Buds were of good size, gumballs to golfball sized on the cola. I would not count this strain out yet, and although I dont quite think I got enough total information to make a call, I did not see anything that would hold her back. She has a great combination of flavor and potency which are the 2 traits I am seeking most. 8.5/10 overall score for me.
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