Crew Dragon

[cannabineer]

Says you! I see the forked toungue of a snake diligently trying to catch a single komodo dragon sperm that is playing hard to get.

No no no. That is OBVIOUSLY the wishbone of a hoatzin that was crushed in the door hinge of a Bolivian army truck. How could you not see that!

A space hoatzin, naturally

 

[Gemtree]

Suspended due to not enough ram in the fake space processer 2000

 

[tangerinegreen555]

Suspended due to not enough ram in the fake space processer 2000

Nah, our weather control computers failed.

Bad virus or something.

 

[raratt]

NASA kinda co-opted the Greek gods, so SpaceX chose reptiles. I suppose they could have gone with rodents but that's kinda wimpy

 

[curious2garden]

No no no. That is OBVIOUSLY the wishbone of a hoatzin that was crushed in the door hinge of a Bolivian army truck. How could you not see that!

A space hoatzin, naturally

I propose this as our space mascot.

 

[shrxhky420]

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I propose this as our space mascot.

Whoah whoah, slow down there space cowgirl



I'm kidding



SH420

 

[curious2garden]

Whoah whoah, slow down there space cowgirl
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I'm kidding

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SH420

Move over Bald Eagle, this is a job for Honey Badger!

 

[cannabineer]

Yeah, but think of the jokes and all the talking heads giggling every time they say "Beaver". There must be dignity
Edit: Hell, we'd be making Wally and Eddie Haskell jokes in this thread

Bet docking efficiency would go up

 

[cannabineer]

NASA’s SpaceX Demo-2 Launch Rescheduled to Saturday Due to Weather – Commercial Crew Program

blogs.nasa.gov

Saturday maybe

 

[jerryb73]

the astronauts names are Bob and Doug lol

Lol I forgot about them. I used to love them when I was young.

 

[BudmanTX]

Guess someone hasn't heard of the Draco constellation, no dragons in space

 

[cannabineer]

Guess someone hasn't heard of the Draco constellation, no dragons in space

It is amazing to me how few folks know the constellations, even the bigs
Take an astrologer under a night sky and ask him/her to point out Pisces

 

[TreeFarmerCharlie]

the astronauts names are Bob and Doug lol

When they canceled the launch I was hoping they were going to throw their hands in the air and then call ground control a bunch of hosers for the cancellation.

 

[BudmanTX]

It is amazing to me how few folks know the constellations, even the bigs
Take an astrologer under a night sky and ask him/her to point out Pisces

Very true..

Not very many people look up any more

 

[doublejj]

I'm surprised Elon didn't demand to launch anyway....it worked in Fremont../s

 

[lokie]

I surprised Elon didn't demand to launch anyway....it worked in Fremont../s

Have they thrown rocks at it yet?

 

[doublejj]

this is the only Tesla the Space-X astronauts rode today....check out Elon wearing a mask while talking to Mike Pence.....hahaha the irony

 

[cannabineer]

I think the real issue is weather under the Atlantic trajectory. The capsule isn’t rated for storm seas. The recovery vessels need decent sea state as well. So local weather is meh but absence of no-go weather on the whole Atlantic leg is the decider iirc.

I was wrong. Local thunderstorms were the issue.

The Apollo 12 crew and mission control team would have flown.

 

[raratt]

Dissenting opinion

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[lokie]

I was wrong. Local thunderstorms were the issue.

The Apollo 12 crew and mission control team would have flown.

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Pussies.