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Have you EVER done any Broscience on your plants ?

  • Yes

    Votes: 89 61.4%

  • Hell no

    Votes: 33 22.8%

  • I ain’t sayin

    Votes: 23 15.9%
  • Total voters
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Kassiopeija

Kassiopeija

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LinguaPeel said:
Your plants are surely the healthiest and best quality.. I assume your Brix is 30° and you've never used a pesticide ever. And you probably don't feed da microbes molasses either. And all your strains can be identified by blind taste.
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here that philosophical doctors bro'science:
"Plants are like humans"
 
DankWilliamsSr

DankWilliamsSr

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"I make the best teas for plants ever, they just explode when I feed it to them. I just put fish, some shit from my chickens, and molasses (or insert any random organic nutrient) in a barrel with some water and mix it all up!" (Doesn't add air, let's it sit in the sun) "still got some from two years ago I was going to use this season! The stinkier it is the more the plants love it!" (And this is coming from a family member of mine) :wall:
 
go go kid

go go kid

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kkookoo said:
I got one. After harvest my oldtimer friend told me dunking the roots into boiling water make the plant push all the THC into the bud
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yes tried this one on mexican sative, i cant say if it did anything but take the plant longer to dry out, but the weed was wicked, but mexican sativa us a soaring high anyway
 
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go go kid

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Khyber420 said:
Someone once told me they supplemented their fertilizer with the seasoning from Mr Noodles packs and they had their best crop ever. But she was female so does it still count as bro science? She was also pretty hot so...Mr Noodles > Advanced Nutrients.
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SOUNDS LIKE STONER GM OF SORTS, A bit like mc donalds bringoing out bubblegum flavoured brocaly
 
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go go kid

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ganga gurl420 said:
There is some truth to that... google it. I've read that before.
This is what it said- However, in a thunderstorm there is enough electrical energy in lightning to separate the nitrogen atoms in the air. Once the atoms are separated they can fall to earth with rain water, and combine with minerals in the soil to form nitrates, a type of fertilizer
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yes, lightning fixes nitrogen into the atmosphere producing nitrogen rich rain for plants, trees and waterways
Nitrogen in the atmosphere can be transformed into a plant-usable form, a process called nitrogen fixation, by lightning. Each bolt of lightning carries electrical energy that is powerful enough to break the strong bonds of the nitrogen molecule in the atmosphere
 
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