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[Kassiopeija]

20 weeks of life and I cut it because I couldn't keep it going. All the leaves were falling off, I needed the room in the tent, and for the most part the buds were done. I'm not saying 10/14 is all that's needed. I switched to it based on what the breeder said might help it to finish faster. Normally I wouldn't take that kind of advice but this time the source was solid but I don't have a side by side of 2 clones grown with different light schedules so I can't say if it had any effect.

fair enough... here's a chart that may put some merrit to what I said.... (there's ample other evidence out there in my books, but lots of it is genetic...)

to add, Cannabis can display both long-day/short-day flowering traits, as a equatorial sativa is very different than an northern indica or ruderalis....

The temp drop flower induction works... I mean, if lights just stay the same (18/6) and I drop temps to 10°C for sativa, and it begins to flower... then I up temps back to 25°C and it reveggs... this winter tested successfully... although it didn't flower long, so I don't knwo how it would've turned out, but I could see the influence, and the genetic makeup is there...

Then, if you browse alot through these forums you occasionally see folks that have these leafy type of plants that never seem to finish, "autohell - 3 months in" by Icetech, as an example... especially with automatics I get the impression some breeders created a chaotic genetic mixture, and these plants don't flower out properly but stay in an intermediate limbo somehow...

it "could" be that coldness, longer nights, ever-decreasing nights (GLR), spectrum, perhaps even hormones... could do the trick in these cases, just a guess...

and then there are those that give silly explanations because, maybe they didn't even know what they created in the first place... which, given the randomization of genes included in seed-creation, can never be ruled out completely...

 

[ISK]

Identifying gender from seed

 

[Gemtree]

Strains named after stupid desserts are fire !

Grape Gelato banana twinkle fuck OG
Tangie Titty Twister
Strawberry Starfire lemon splooge

Come on ( facepalm )

( but actually bag seed lol )

My Titty Sprinkles is fire you shut your mouth

 

[madvillian420]

The weird thing is now even after Marijuana legalization in many states, people still get it via illegal ways.

Its stupid expensive here in Chicago, and ive had better edibles and herb via the black market. Purely a cash grab, taxing tf outta these suburban white kids for 10mg edibles. Fuck corporate cannabis

 

[Gond00s]

Its stupid expensive here in Chicago, and ive had better edibles and herb via the black market. Purely a cash grab, taxing tf outta these suburban white kids for 10mg edibles. Fuck corporate cannabis

don't u like paying 60+ for a eighth I loved it so much I said fuck that

 

[ANC]

blurple

 

[Gemtree]

blurple

Someone needs to name a strain blurple delight

 

[Nizza]

Leaving a nugget under the refrigerator for a few weeks makes it stronger... lol I thought that was a funny one from my dad

 

[Gemtree]

I gotta add the "if you water with grape gatorade at the end it will make your buds taste like grape" I read on a forum back in the day

 

[Oakiey]

The weed in your stash pipe gets better with every bowl smoked through it

 

[GiovanniJones]

Someone needs to name a strain blurple delight

Then cross it with blueberry so I can smoke some blurpleberry delight.

 

[Gemtree]

Then cross it with blueberry so I can smoke some blurpleberry delight.

blurplenurpleberry delight haha

 

[JimmiP]

"In Holland they shoot haschisch up their veins"

While doing a lot of speaking at county board and city council meetings in favor of allowing expansion of cannabis based businesses in our area, I heard things exactly like this. Oh and let's, let's not forget the fentanyl, and heroin, and LSD laced weed that the opposition warned us was going to flood the area. Lol some of them actually believe we were growing cocaine properties into strains like White Widow. Lmao. Not broscience but kinda close...

 

[waktoo]

"pH doesn't matter in organic soil"

 

[Gemtree]

While doing a lot of speaking at county board and city council meetings in favor of allowing expansion of cannabis based businesses in our area, I heard things exactly like this. Oh and let's, let's not forget the fentanyl, and heroin, and LSD laced weed that the opposition warned us was going to flood the area. Lol some of them actually believe we were growing cocaine properties into strains like White Widow. Lmao. Not broscience but kinda close...

Florida tried saying edibles were going to be the new date rape drug. I put "I already ready tried it and she said "why is there a mashed up cookie in my drink?"

 

[JimmiP]

Florida tried saying edibles were going to be the new date rape drug. I put "I already ready tried it and she said "why is there a mashed up cookie in my drink?" View attachment 4610200

I just about spit my last sip of beer everywhere when I read that.... well played sir,,,well played.

 

[JimmiP]

I just about spit my last sip of beer everywhere when I read that.... well played sir,,,well played.

Next thing ya know, it will be fact (the opposition's fact) that cannabis is commonly used in chocolate chip cookie blizzards for nefarious purposes and to entice women and men into becoming mindless zombie junkies hellllllllll-bent on violent crime and lewd activities instead.... So many activities....I guess???

 

[DarkWeb]

Next thing ya know, it will be fact (the opposition's fact) that cannabis is commonly used in chocolate chip cookie blizzards for nefarious purposes and to entice women and men into becoming mindless zombie junkies hellllllllll-bent on violent crime and lewd activities instead.... So many activities....I guess???

There will be sex and lots of it!

 

[DankWilliamsSr]

Leaving a nugget under the refrigerator for a few weeks makes it stronger... lol I thought that was a funny one from my dad

Ive heard some old timers say they buried weed, let it mold, then smoked it.

 

[a mongo frog]

Ive heard some old timers

Thats actually a fact. Old timers, the push bottom ones are better then the newer digitals. Always seems like something gets fucked up with the digital ones.