Mold and worms kept me from cheating on wife

[BodegaBud]

Ok I was home alone and was going to have this lil honey come over to go “ Kayaking”. I was staying at the house my dad passed onto me after he died and this chick was driving quite the distance. I knew she wanted to fuck and I wanted to fuck as well. Anyways I was growing Blue Berry and Hash Passions 3 plants of each. When the mold I was fighting started to take over and there was worms eating my fuckin buds. My crazy cousin quotes Fear And Loathing “ See what God just did to us???” Well to make a long story short I had to harvest all my plants and spent the weekend trimming buds instead of hitting trim. Man she’s a cutie too. I still wonder what would of happened I’d grown indoors instead

 

[NightOwlBono]

you sound cool AF

 

[NightOwlBono]

Nothing cooler than a scabby guy growing Moldy worm filled buds and cheating on the the only woman that can stand him.

 

[NightOwlBono]

What’s your secret?

 

[BodegaBud]

I have free weed lol

 

[Merkn4aSquirtn]

Nothing cooler than a scabby guy growing Moldy worm filled buds and cheating on the the only woman that can stand him.

Omfg this killed me

 

[BodegaBud]

Omfg this killed me

There are two woman though not one and no scabs lol

 

[Merkn4aSquirtn]

Legend has it, he's still growing the same moldy worm filled buds..

 

[CHRONOREX]

I have free weed lol

Dude the weed you grow is no doubt as high of quality as the women you attract. Don't quit your day job.

 

[CHRONOREX]

There are two woman though not one and no scabs lol

Also, plural is "women". Intelligence is sexy. Pro-tip for the guy that has nothing going for him but nasty weed and an even nastier personality.

 

[NightOwlBono]

Also, plural is "women". Intelligence is sexy. Pro-tip for the guy that has nothing going for him but nasty weed and an even nastier personality.

I don’t know who this is but I like the energy. Useless posts get no love

 

[Sickomodefarms]

Ok I was home alone and was going to have this lil honey come over to go “ Kayaking”. I was staying at the house my dad passed onto me after he died and this chick was driving quite the distance. I knew she wanted to fuck and I wanted to fuck as well. Anyways I was growing Blue Berry and Hash Passions 3 plants of each. When the mold I was fighting started to take over and there was worms eating my fuckin buds. My crazy cousin quotes Fear And Loathing “ See what God just did to us???” Well to make a long story short I had to harvest all my plants and spent the weekend trimming buds instead of hitting trim. Man she’s a cutie too. I still wonder what would of happened I’d grown indoors instead

At least you saved yourself from budworms mold and the herpes

 

[BodegaBud]

Dude the weed you grow is no doubt as high of quality as the women you attract. Don't quit your day job.

That was intentional moron

 

[CHRONOREX]

That was intentional moron

There's one clear moron here and it ain't me.