chat to my plants

[andy7000]

if i chat 2 my plants will they gro faster?i here that if i chat 2 my plants or play classical music 2 them they will gro better.i saw on mythbusters that shouting and playing heavy metal music makes them not gro so good.any1 done this be4?

 

[growinman]

.......wow....... my girls get classic rock and heavy metal 24/7 and they seem to like it!
wk 4 12/12

........I heard they didn't like country or rapp lol

 

[isolator]

Mate I'd say if you chat from when they are really young and they get used to your voice you could have good results

 

[NormaJean]

Yeah it all makes sense... but you have to start chatting with them when they are real young... otherwise they won't know you and you might scare them.

 

[racer3456]

would you like me to pass them a note for you in study hall and see if they like you first?

 

[growinman]

.........well, andy7000, I just read an article at Canna's website and there is evidence of 'classical' music(classical because of the 'pure' tones, no guitars, drums) being very benifitial to a plant, and especially if you folular feed as the vibrations open up the stomata........... and supposedly too much is not good; where that line is drawn I have no idea.........but they say more than 3 hrs may be too much because of dehydration(perspiration) from the stomata being open too long. There is a bunch of other technical info on it there too, about the amino acids role w/music, etc........
I found this at canna-hydroponics( http://www.canna-hydroponics.com/images/stories/canna_downloads/Cannatalk3_EN.pdf ) and you do need to be a member to have access to thier chat, downloads, etc.....

So I will now go turn down my rock music in there......lol

 

[GrowTech]

Whether it works or not, I will continue to talk to my plants because I'm a fuckin' nut!

 

[hockeyplayer]

would you like me to pass them a note for you in study hall and see if they like you first?

hahaha that's hillarious or maybe if you threaten them they will yield better,,, fuckin caps