How are you cooking your turkey?

[GrassBurner]

How is everyone planning on cooking their turkeys this year? I butterflied mine last year and cooked it on the smoker. Gonna do the same thing this year.
Herb butter under the skin, coating of mustard and dry rub, and smoke it around 300 degrees for 2-3 hours. Hit it with a nice coating of butter about 30 minutes before its done and enjoy.
What's everyone's favorite way to cook their turkey?

 

[Metasynth]

I’m stuffing a boneless quail inside a boneless Cornish hen, then stuffing that inside a pheasant, then stuffing that inside a chicken, then stuffing that inside a duck, then stuffing that inside a goose, then stuffing that inside a turkey.

I call it a turgoosduchickantishuail

 

[GrassBurner]

Gonna need an engine hoist to get that stuffed flock into the oven

 

[tyler.durden]

This is disturbingly catchy...

 

[quirk]

However the food bank is doing it this year. I'm not picky.

 

[DarkWeb]

This is disturbingly catchy...

Yes! That will be playing when I start to cook!

 

[Herb & Suds]

Breast oven roasted
Legs and wings in the smoker with apple wood

 

[MintyDreadlocks]

Deep fried turkey
&
Oven roasted goose

 

[curious2garden]

No turkey this year, no fixings, why bother it's far too dangerous and I have no family at home. I'm going to do something different. Not sure what that will be. Best of luck with your meals.

 

[curious2garden]

I’m stuffing a boneless quail inside a boneless Cornish hen, then stuffing that inside a pheasant, then stuffing that inside a chicken, then stuffing that inside a duck, then stuffing that inside a goose, then stuffing that inside a turkey.

I call it a turgoosduchickantishuail

Where's the penis?

 

[MintyDreadlocks]

Where's the penis?

Stuffed In his ass.

 

[DarkWeb]

Where's the penis?

Gonna need extra gravy but I bet it's gonna fit.

 

[MintyDreadlocks]

Gonna need extra gravy but I bet it's gonna fit.

Deaddd.

 

[curious2garden]

Gonna need extra gravy but I bet it's gonna fit.

I can't imagine Meta's t'giving without it!

 

[mysunnyboy]

On the grill, disguised as hamburgers.

 

[raratt]

My daughter cooked a wild turkey a few years back. It was excellent. Had a lot more turkey flavor and not gamey at all.

 

[MintyDreadlocks]

My daughter cooked a wild turkey a few years back. It was excellent. Had a lot more turkey flavor and not gamey at all.

A light vinegar rub before roasting is the trick to eliminate that gamey taste with all game meats if you ever encounter tht in the future

 

[sunni]

Vegan fixings:
veggie roast.
cranberry sauce
gravy
mashed potatoes
greenbean cassarole
peacan pie.

 

[MintyDreadlocks]

veggie roast.

One day I hope I can reach that mindset. It's so hard not to eat the feathered friends.

 

[MintyDreadlocks]

Vegan fixings:
veggie roast.
cranberry sauce
gravy
mashed potatoes
greenbean cassarole
peacan pie.

What's the base for the green bean casserole