Great Stoner Quotes

[ALX420]

"yo' lil lungs is too small to hot box with god."

-Xzibit.

 

[BigBudBalls]

Not a quote, but cute.

Had an ex GF. Her ex left a bag of weed behind (I wasn't smoking at this point) But she tried and tried to smoke it. She even held her nose closed as she took a hit.
She just never got it.

 

[FluffyToke]

"I can't stop moving my foot!" -little kid smoking in the bushes.

 

[rehab]

figured I throw this up here for good measure. Its our saying for when we smoke...

"in for a hit, in for a bowl. In for a bowl, in for the bag."

speaks the truth doesn't it


and this is more u had 2 be there... (we were at dragon buffet)

dude i ain't walkin all the way back there (to the table), it's like a god damn marathon!

 

[FluffyToke]

"fuck that mission" -my fat ass when asked to make a "quick run" to costco accross town.

 

[ALX420]

"fuck that mission" -my fat ass when asked to make a "quick run" to costco accross town.

there is no such thing as a "quick run to costco".
which costco do you go to dude?

 

[FluffyToke]

it's on washington I think.

 

[slackjack]

Sign at the bar I used to go to (when I drank):
"Stress - The result of the mind's overcoming the body's basic instinct to beat the shit out of some asshole that deserves it"

definetly more of an alchy quote, but...meh

 

[FluffyToke]

hey, I laughed.

 

[slackjack]

haha, I thought of another had to be there quote while reading through. It happened over a bowl of ramen my buddy had just microwaved:

"SHUT UP!!! I mean, STOP BEING HOT"

 

[FluffyToke]

"swear to god those aren't my batteries"
when talking faded about it being the remote's fault that the TV sucked that day.

 

[BigBudBalls]

Saw a HUGE guy, I mean like 400-500lbs with a t-shirt that read:
" I beat anorexia "

 

[slackjack]

LMAO... I love this thread, thought of some more:

HS counselor: "Where on this scale does your addiction fall"
me: "oh, just passed seeking the buzz"
HS counselor: "Really? I'd put you alot more on the addicted side."
me: "well, in the words of the big lebowski 'Thats just like...your opinion, man'"

My boy Paul as we're hotboxing: "Dude these kids are gonna think the cars on fire!"

Me: "Listening to Primus makes me want to drop acid and take over small countries"

My friend before running away from a DUI: "Law don't go around here, law dog" (he was trying to quote tombstone)

 

[FluffyToke]

lol I got one from primus

"It's pudding time" check it, it's a real song.

 

[slackjack]

LOL, good call, Primus is full of stoner quotes!! I saw them righ before the elections in 04 and Claypool gave a long speech on why we should elect him in which he promised only to ingest mushrooms and pot while in office. I love that band!

 

[ALX420]

primus is full of tweaker quotes.


that is some tripped out shit.

 

[FluffyToke]

hahah, you can't ever really hate primus, just listen to them less.

 

[crippledguy]

here they come dun dun, here they come..

here come the bastards!

 

[FluffyToke]

heheheh. one of my faves.

 

[slackjack]

a quote from Les on a live recording i got:

"You know, throwing things on stage is a sign of small and insignificant genitalia"