Piss test

[go go kid]

Yea I'll be fine I'm not things kill myself or anyone else it was my fuck up, I had the fake pee strapped to my leg instead of by my balls where it should been. . . .
Lesson learned for next time I need a drug test....

you want it under your armpit where it will reach body temp, theyve started lookingat that too now

 

[guitarguy10]

Oh I should add that you can use your own frozen piss for those shitty ELISA strip tests, i've done it. I would just put it in a small bottle and tape it to my thigh next to my balls before I drove to the doctor, by the time I was there it was body temp. Armpits work too I guess, but yeah I still suggest buying some of these very cheap test strips to test what you are going to do before you do it so you don't get screwed in the office.

 

[guitarguy10]

you want it under your armpit where it will reach body temp, theyve started lookingat that too now

They've ALWAYs looked at that here, I have never seen a on the spot ELISA test sample container without that temp. sensitive color changing material strip on it. Maybe it's different in the USA but the temperature, specific gravity and pH of the urine are all important.